Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

Dear Ninja,

Help! I am in love with a fake on fubar! I got lured in with the very sexy and seductive pics and fell in love with the way she obsesses over my penis size and always asks if I'm "playing with it right now". Also we can talk for hours about sports, UFC, cars and how much women suck. My question is should I ask for a profile pic and ruin my fantasy of a super sexy chick with a mans mentality? I'm not sure if I can handle what the implications of my sexuality such a full revelation will say about myself.

Cleaning out my Closet

Dear closet,

That super hot chick, yeah, she's a super fat dude. And when you're sexting in your shoutbox, just remember, he's really getting hot too. If it makes you feel better, there's probably a few she-males that look like super hot chicks that can help ease you in to that new lifestyle. Just spare me the details of your sexcapades, I get enough of those in real life. 

Now, on the other side, there are plenty of really gorgeous women on here that do actually know their stuff when it comes to sports, UFC, cars, and even some stuff that you don't. I mean, come on, how many straight women wouldn't want to watch a bunch of hot guys run around in tight clothes (or little to none) and beat the crap out of each other? Don't get it twisted, women are bigger perverts sometimes than you guys are! So try your luck with a saluted lady, she might just surprise you.