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I used to be able to bag up shorties with my eyebrow compliments.......Chicks eat that shit up like corned beef hash....... I would give them kudos if I thought that they had threaded as opposed to waxing........ I just loved to watch them blush and get shy.......
Girls like it when you pay attention to the details......because they spend a grip on the detailing.......Too bad too many cornballs peeped my game........ Now all kinds of bum azz nikkas is giving ladies compliments on their eyebrow game.....(for shame)
That is why I am Kav to the MF'n Boogie......and they aren’t!!! (lame azz humps)
I stay way ahead of these lame azz fools with my pickup lines.....The new shit I am on this summer is accessories.....particularly earrings........ like those drop jawnts all the little eclectic poonahnee is wearing......... They look middle eastern influenced on some arabic shit.
It had been a trend the last few years for white girls to be stompin’ through with the fat booties........but that novelty wore off........ Once we all found out it was because of the cut of those Seven for Mankind jeans.......the cache of having a piece of white tail with a bubble was burst......However the white girls with ass are still commanding a high price in the streets of East Memphis and in Desoto County, MS and Collierville.....who knew???
However.... The hot little mamas to bag up this summer will be either from Kenya or a mulatto chick with a Jew mom........ You score either of these.......and you have hit the Springtime ‘07 poon jackpot.
Im gonna hip you white boys to being skooled on your African chic game.......(ya'll know yall be fiendin behind closed doors anyway).......Kenya chics are the dark and lovely type but you might get a tooth taken out by dem foreheads so watch out....think Tyra Banks....but hey they created doggie style exactly for situations like this.......but seriously....
Kenyan broads have that exotic Africa thing going for them without the HIV or the missing hands due to civil war.......
Mulatto chicks with a Jew mom are simply the gold standard by which I judge all my summertime jumpoffs by....... The mom is never going to let you marry the girl.........but hey, you didn’t want to anyhoo......marriage illusions or not......black broads will still cut a nikka seen with big booty white chick.....
oh yeah....I forgot.....my personal boppers for the summer of 07 have gotta be chinese/mexican so I can get that sesame chicken fajitas- extra guacamole trick!! Hooah!!!!!
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