Pimptation's blog: "Random Musings and Filth!!!"

TMZ is reporting that "Baldney Shears" checked back in to rehab today after she was urged by her family members to get her shit together. Spears entered the facility today. After TMZ posted the news, a rep for the singer told PEOPLE "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." AHYEM... *blank stare* Did her family really need to tell her how high she is? How did that conversation go? Mama Spears: "Britney, you's bald and stoned. And bald." Britney: "No, I ... I don't think I'm high or bald enough yet." Mama Spears: "Britney, where's the young'ns?" Britney: "I snorted them, too, y'all. Okay, I'll takes me a vacation." Less than 24 hours after checking into the Malibu residential treatment center, Promises, ETonline is reporting that Britney Spears left the facility early this morning. When asked why she was leaving in such a hurry Britney said, "What, ya'll didn't see that white rabbit?" AHEM.... *blank stare* Ummmm......I mean really people..... hmmmm.....maybe........ You Should Thank K-Fed Britney's decision to shave her head and ultimately check herself into Promises, a Malibu rehab clinic, was reportedly the masterwork of one person - Kevin Federline. After the estranged couple had a "screaming match" some time last week, Britney's public meltdown began. New York Daily News reports: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/499428p-421106c.html They had a huge argument," a source told the magazine. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."...Testing her hair could determine whether she had been abusing illegal drugs, which could be used against her in the looming battle for custody of their two young children." AHEM *blank stare* Careful people.....this is a master mind at work. You are a fool to fight her diabolical schemes..... God, Britney Spears is a mental machete, razor-sharp and cutting through logic like butter. Instead of the courts ordering Britney to submit a sample today, they'll have to wait two weeks until her hair grows back. What genius! Sorry K-Fed, but you are powerless against the steel bear trap that is Britney's mind. It's futile to try, nothing can get passed her! I'm Jus sayin...........