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God Grants a Wish


A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific; the concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"



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The Green Thing


In the line at the store, a young cashier told an older woman that she should
bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to her and explained,
"We didn't have the green thing Back in my day."

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today.
Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store.
The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled,
so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building.
We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind.
We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters,
not always brand-new clothing.

But that lady was right; we didn't have the green thing back in Our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?),
not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have
electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old
newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.
We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we
didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.

We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service.


We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just
because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs
a lesson in conservation from a smartass young person.





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Had an x-ray done today and they found you in my heart. The doctor said if they took you out, i would perish, because i could not live without such an amazing friend. Give this heart to everyone whom you don't wana lose in"2013" including me if you care Try to collect twelve (12) its not easy. Be honest! Send this to anyone who made you smile this year..


I am a down to earth, Keep to myself like to hide behind smile and laughter enjoy life to the fullest.
I will be the first to help friends in time of need. I like making new friends. I'm a romantic. Love to hold hands and hug. I like oldies music, horror movies, filling my gas tank up and driving to nowhere special. I like to be caught in a warm summer rain with no umbrella. If you want to know more PM me.
I like to eat out or in it doesn't matter, and I love a good thunderstorm to cuddle to.
Never been cam friendly so don't have that many pic of me trying to get pc cam fixed

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69 Year Old · Male · From Waianae, HI · fuMarried to: Mazikeen FM ... · Owned by Mazikeen FM 2 N... and is worth 10 coins. · Joined on August 12, 2012 · Born on October 25th · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
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POEM

He grabbed me'around my slender neck
I could not call or scream
He dragged me to a dingy room
where we could not be seen

He tore away my flimsy wrap
and looked upon my form
I was cold and damp and helpless
While he was hot and warm

His feverish lips he pressed to mine
I gave him every drop
He drained me of my very self
I couldn't make him stop

He made me what I am today
that's why you find me here

I you want to know the last two lines
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am good listner of the music from the 50 & 60 the kind of songs where you can understand what they are saying and just relax to the music.

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