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Female · From Maryland · Joined on January 31, 2010 · Relationship status: Widowed · 3 referrals joined! · 26 different people have a crush on me!


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*LET ME MAKE THIS {CLEAR}*
FOR YOU,
LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD,
I'M NOT DESPERATE!!!!!
DON'T GET IT TWISTED!!!!


I'm known as
Fubar's Certified Pastor/Judge RedByrd
*a certified official by Fubar only*


which mean


*PRETEND OR NOT IN REAL-LIFE*
4 SOME DENSE-ASS PEOPLE!

Real name is Vickie..
I stage Fu-Weddings & design
elegant
Fu-Wedding/Engagement/Divorce Certificates, backgrounds
from Native American
to Wiccan..


I CAN TELL YOU, YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING LIKE
THEM AROUND HERE ON FUBAR!!!
So if you need me,


GIVE A HOLLA!


PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law.UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE.


It is recommended that other members
post a similar notice as well.


NOW FOR OTHER NEWS!


I'M A 50+ YR OLD, PROUD & A GROWN AZZ WOMAN!
YES, IM OVER 50, old enough to be some
of you Fu's mother or even grandma.
I'm a widow & my hubby was a *JARHEAD* *HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAH*,
& IT HAS RUBBED OFF ON ME:D


LET'S JUST SAY, HE WAS OUT OF THE CORP,
BUT THE CORP WAS NOT OUT OF HIM


TAKE YOUR PICK OF WORDS
*FOR SOME APPROPRIATE-ASS PEOPLE*


*I MAY SAY EX OR FORMER*
IT MEANS THE DAMN SAME (EX & FORMER)
YA JACK-WAGON!


DON'T TRY TO SCHOOL ME ON WHAT I'VE SAID,
IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR F*CK N HEAD,
YOU KNOW WHAT DA F*CK I'M TALKING ABOUT!


SOME PEEPS ARE SO DENSE!


I have a vacation home in
JAMAICA but travel back & forth to MD.
So I can be here or there!
I've been off and on this site
since the days of LostCherry/CherryTap
and know what's up here more than you might think
I do....
SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
ALL WILLY NILLY TO ME
YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT!


YA FEEL ME?!


IF I DON'T RESPOND BACK TO STUPID
REPLIES OR STATEMENTS,
THINK ABOUT THIS


'DO SHE CONSIDER ME DENSE?'


MATTER OF FACT, I DO!!


SO STEP OFF!


I'm also a mother/grandmother!
The last thing anybody needs to do,
is take me for *Susie-Sausage-Head*
or
*a chicken-head*,
PLEASE, OH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!
I don't play well with others
who think I'm a PUSHOVER!


I'm not a beggar for ANYTHING here on Fubar!
SO DON'T EXPECT IT!


Me beg for STUPID LEVEL REQUIREMENTS,
BLINGS, DRINKS, A PLACE IN YOUR
FAM CAUSE YOU GOT A SPECIAL BONUS CAUSE
YOU ACHIEVED SOMETHING HERE AT THE FU?!
`UNLOCK YOUR`
*TO BE OWNED* SO I CAN
HELP YOU LEVEL....
COME ON PEOPLE!!
I AIN'T PRESSED! PLZ BE FOR REAL!


I'M NOT A GUTTERSNIPE!


My reasons for being here are so very different!


LET ME TELL THE PEEPS WHO KEEP ASKING CAN THEY
CHAT WITH ME ON
YAHOO/MSN OR WHAT-HAVE-YOU*
IF I WANTED TO CHAT WITH YOU ON ANY OF THEM,
I WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU FIRST.....
AND I HAVE THEM ALL!


DAMMIT!!!!!!


LIKE I SAID BEFORE 'I'M NOT DESPERATE!!!!!'
*I'm not your TYPICAL GRAY-HAIRED *AVERAGE* GRANNY!*
Sweetie, I've been around the net for a while.
So, if you're seriously TIRED OF THE
BOREDOM & EMPTY PROMISES
you got the right one here and now!
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE BULLSH*T!
cause I know where they hide
the chocolate chip cookies! :D


I'm called a mixed bred (AND I'M PROUD)!
I have many blood lines
*BlackFoot, Apache & Black*...


It's funny, I've heard some Native Americans
say they came from CHIEFS, WARRIORS,
PURE BLOOD, ETC.,
{kinda put down the mix bloods}
but as I see it
WE ARE A VERY PROUD FEW, WHO
ALSO HAVE ROYALITY RUNNING
THROUGH OUR VEINS....


WHY PUT US DOWN?!!!
WE HAVE PRIDE ALSO!!!


Some will say I'm *passive as a kitten
but can be mean as a snake*


OH YES, I WAS VERY HAPPILY MARRIED...
MATTER-OF-FACT, FOR 20+ YEARS...
I'M NOT GAY OR BI....
I DON'T WANT YOUR MAN OR YOUR WOMAN!
PLUS I'M NOT LOOKING!


DON'T GET IT TWISTED!


Now to the peeps who think
they're getting over:


Persons who BOMB a folder
*we know Fu says 250 in the folder*


EXACT QUOTE:
*250* photos in the
*album*
were rated an 11
and you've received
points and fuBucks!


but if that folder you bomb have 1 pic in it
AND IF U HAVE ONLY 10'S
*WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO DO?*
NOW IS IT SAYING WE HAVE TO PURCHASE A VIP
OR DO WE WAIT FOR UNLIMITED 11'S?


CHECK THIS OUT & YOU DO THE MATH!!!!


If you didn't rate 250,
you won't get 250!
It's not my fault you fell FOR DA OKEY DOKE!
{READ & YE SHALL FIND}
DON'T BE IGNORANT & DON'T COMPREHEND THE WORDS.
IF THEY WORDED IT DIFFERENTLY,
I WOULDN'T HAD STATED THE OBVIOUS!
It's simple as this:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I
SAID ABOUT BOMBING....
DON'T FUKING BOMB ME!


ALSO *A MENTAL NOTE*
LOOK & YE SHALL SEE THINGS
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH ON
SO MANY LEVELS & SITUATIONS HERE!
USE YOUR BRAIN!


Persons who sneak in and get likes in
and have their
profile page locked down
*when you come to like them back*


KARMA IS A MUTHAFUKER ISN'T IT?!!
THE WORM WILL TURN!


As far as these MASS gifts/drinks
& even SF's with *no messages*
How about saying (HI OR SOMETHING!!!!)


I *THANK YOU* now, in advance
because the only thing U might get
back is nothing at all,
if I choose
cause it's getting kinda


OLD & SO RUDE!


SO KEEP EM COMING!!
IT'S YOUR FUBUCKS NOT MINE!


If I was at a club/dinner or what have you,
and receive a drink/coffee or anything
brought to me by a waiter *or whatever*
and didn't get a name/message
or nod from a fellow patron


YOU THINK I'M GOING TO ACCEPT IT?


Shit, you might have put a RUTHIE in my drink
or poisoned the wrapping on the gift or trinket.
I will not accept it!! JFS!


I'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE
YOU EVEN THOUGHT ONCE!


NOW, THINK ABOUT IT!


To the ignorant peeps who keep saying:
'If rounds of drinks are sent out
messages might not be sent'
WHY THE HELL DO I GOT
THE SETTING BLOCKED FOR?


DAMN!!
DON'T TRY TO SCHOOL ME!


Now to the peeps who send comments like:
*I rated/liked & commented you*
I KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'VE DONE, DUH!


NOW, AS FAR AS YOUR *NSFW* FOLDERS/PICS
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING I AIN'T SEEN BEFORE
MAYBE I'VE SEEN BETTER.


PLUS, HAVE YOU HEARD PEEPS CAN TURN IMAGES OFF
WHEN VENTURING THRU CERTAIN FOLDERS?!!
I DO IT A LOT!!! THANK GOODNESS!!


SOME PEEPS NEED TO KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON!
THINK ABOUT IT, I AIN'T DESPERATE OR INTERESTED!


IF I WANTED MY PERSONAL PICS TO BE SHOWN
TO THE PUBLIC, THEY WOULD BE,
SO WHY KEEP FUK N ASKING 'WHY THEY AREN'T?'


BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE A FUK N BROKEN RECORD,
THOSE PLAYED OUT A LONG TIME AGO!
SO GET OVER IT AND MOVE ALONG!


If I accept your friends request and haven't seen
you in who-knows-how many days, you could be or would usually be cut
*like a hot knife thru butter after a 10 day no show*,
but I thought about it,
for some I have other purposes for using
your no-show friendship request...
And some
I DO CUT FROM MY
FRIENDS LIST!
MAKE NO MISTAKE!!
*and I didn't stutter*


I'LL POLISH THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BLING!
*THINK ABOUT IT & GET A GRIP*
SEND MORE(blank requests)!


* I respond to who I want & when I want*
* Don't come by asking can I help you level,
If we can't do *rate for rate*, it's a no go!
And I don't post advertisement for others on my page!
As I said, if you can't do the same for me, why do it for you.
I ask nothing from anyone here.


I'm trying to level just like you are.


WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T HELP ME?!


If you happen to have a HAPPY HOUR or what have you
& I go to rate you and you're not there
to respond back, I will not rate you,
and if you ARE THERE and don't rate back
or say at least thank you,
you will not have to worry about me coming back.*


MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT!


WTF IS THE DEAL WITH THE TONGUES
STICKING OUT OF PEEPS' MOUTHS?!!
IS THAT A TURN-ON OR SOMETHING?!
EWWWWWWW JUST EWWWWWWW!


Most peeps I know don't try to
advertise their expertise
by flaunting. THEY KNOW THEIR SH*T!


KISS ME ON MY EGO!!!!!!


IF I WANT TO CHECK OUT A LOUNGE/JOIN A MAFIA OR
SEND OUT A *FRIENDS REQUEST*
OR VOTE ON A CONTEST/PIC,
I WILL ON MY *OWN* ACCORD, NOT YOURS...
SO DON'T SPAM ME, YOU WILL BE IGNORED!


Just Saying!


AS ALWAYS, SWIFT LIP N, EGO TRIP N & BODY SNATCH N!


A SCARCE FEW MALES
*VERY SCARCE*
HAVE SAID THAT MY MESSAGE HERE SEEM HARSH,
I RATHER BE TRUTHFUL THAN PUT ON
A FRONT & PLAY HEAD-GAMES,
LIKE I SAID BEFORE *I'M NOT TYPICAL*!
SO TO THOSE SCARCE FEW MALES WITH
`DA TESTOSTERONE IMBALANCE`
OR FIGURE THAT THEY CAN MAKE A PERSON
BEND OR BOW TO THEIR WILLS
OR NEEDS
OR EVEN HAVE THE NERVE TO CRITICIZE


*WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE, NOT MINE*
AND ACT LIKE MEN WHO SEE
OR KNOW STRONG LADIES WITH MORALS...
*BAREFOOT & PREGNANT*
I THINK NOT!!!!


WE BOW DOWN TO NO ONE!


I TAKE NO STOCK IN BEING FU-OWNED! THERE WILL BE NO CHANGE IN ME
NOR DO I EXPECT CHANGE IN YOU. WALK YOUR OWN PATH IN LIFE!
IF I OFFEND ANY HUMAN/PERSON/PLACE OR THING,
I'M JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS....TOUGH!


AND THIS *LIKE BUTTON THINGY*, DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART
OR GET YOUR EGO ALL INFLATED,
IT'S JUST FOR THE POINTS SWEETIE!


THIS IS THE END OF THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
WITH MORE TO COME IN THE FUTURE...


WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?!!


YEAH, I'VE HEARD FROM SOME THAT THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAS A
TAD LONG, *CAN'T HELP THOSE WITH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS, BUT IT GOT MY POINT ACROSS!
DIDN'T IT?!!!!!


I'M STILL TRYING TO FIND THE LOGIC BEHIND THESE STATEMENTS:
DANG, REDBYRD, IF I OR YOU WERE LIVING CLOSER
YOU AND I COULD HIT IT OFF!!!!
WTF MAKES THEM THINK THAT WOULD BE ON THE AGENDA, HUH?
OR WHEN SOMEONE ASK:
ARE YOU SINGLE?
*SOME PEEPS DON'T READ*
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
IF I'M NOT INTERESTED, WHETHER SINGLE/WIDOWED?
DAMN!!


Now to the known BIBLE THUMPERS or religious maniacs!!
*YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!*
If the na'al fit, wear it!
I don't need to trace my family tree or find out
where my people originated from!
I DON'T NEED OR WANT YOUR BS!
KEEP YOUR SH*T TO YOURSELF!
My beliefs are mine
and
I really don't care if they're not yours.
INDIVIDUALITY is the order....DEAL WITH IT!!
By being here, makes me believe you're a
DAMN PERV ANYWAY!!!
FUKIN SNAKE!


WHAT'S UP WITH MALES HOLDING OR SHOWCASING
1. A BIG FISH
2. DEAD BUCK OR DOE
3. CARS
4. WEAPONS
IN THEIR PROFILE PICS?
IS THAT A HIDDEN *THROWBACK* FROM
A CAVE MAN IDEA/TRAIT
OR YOU'RE LACKING SOMETHING IN
THE ANATOMY DEPARTMENT?


"LOOK, ME CAUGHT BIG FISH
OR CAN EAT DEER RAW/ME GOT BIG CAR
HEE HEE, LOOKIE HOW BIG MY GUN IS!"


Another stupid statement that keeps being
made while on Fu....


WHAT YOU DOING? OR WHAT YOU UP TO?


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH....WITH A UPPERCASED D!


LAST I LOOKED, I WAS PLAYING ON FU!

Female · From Maryland · Joined on January 31, 2010 · Relationship status: Widowed · 3 referrals joined! · 26 different people have a crush on me!
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