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~ HELLO ~ MY NAME IS MARY ~

~ FEEL FREE TO POLISH MY PONY " BILLY " ~ GIVE HIM A SUGAR CUBE WHEN YOU DO ~ HE LOVES THEM ~

~ IT'S A COWGIRL THING ~

~IN 2001 I HAD MY HEAD RAN OVER BY A HORSE, ALMOST DIED, HAD TO LEARN TO WALK & TALK AGAIN, SO I DO HAVE SOME MEMORY ISSUES, THEREFORE, I MAY ASK YOU YOUR NAME SEVERAL TIMES, OR REPEAT MYSELF, IF I DO, I AM SORRY IN ADVANCE ~

~I WAS MOUNTED POLICE FOR 12 YEARS, HAD TO RESIGN DUE TO HEAD INJURY, AS I CAN POSSIBLY HAVE SEIZURES, AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY A WEAPON~

~ I HAVE HAD CANCER 3 TIMES, NOT LOOKING FOR PITTY,AS MANY SAY~ I HAD CERVIX CANCER, A WEDGE CUT OUT OF MY UPPER LIP, AND A HUGE CHUNK TAKEN OUT OF MY CHEST A FEW MONTHS BACK~ I AM MERELY SAYING THIS BECAUSE, IF I CAN KICK CANCER'S ASS 3 TIMES, I AM SURELY NOT PUTTING UP WITH ANYONE'S SHIT IN HERE~