Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

Can you fill this out without lying?
Probably, but I'm not saying that I won't.

Whats the last thing you put in your mouth?
My tongue.

Where was your default picture taken?
My room, next to some very old curtains.

Last time you cried?
uuuh... man, I dunno... It probably had something to do with dogs

Can you play a musical instrument?
I play a mean stereo.

Last time you walked further than a block?
Today.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
I haven't really laughed today.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
At least 3:20. Later, but that was about the last time I saw the clock. I don't really sleep all that well.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yeah, and they were professional grade, downwind, and I got a nice hot chunk of rock-sand lodged in my eye from one of the effects...

Do you believe exes can be friends?
Dear. God. No. But then, my exes have all done pretty terrible things to me.

Do you like calling or texting better?
*shrugs* I'd rather talk on a porch.

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
I'd rather not.

What time is it?
16:41

Where are you at right now?
Earth.

What bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
hmm... I think my mom bought me some Italian deli meats.

Who took your profile picture?
Me.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Me.

Was yesterday better than today?
Today isn't over yet.

Can you live a day without TV?
Can and have. Weeks even.

Are you mad about anything?
I just pulled a stinger or something out of my eyebrow, that hurt, the current geo-political thing is a constant irritant, I'm not getting laid, I'm underemployed, and I'm on the edge of my seat for my legal paperwork to go through.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Sure. Fucking is a pretty good motivator.

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
15 seconds ago?

Are you a bad influence?
My goodness. No. Unless I want to have sex with you >>

Night out or night in?
In (the butt)

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Individual. I don't like or trust most people.

What items could you not go without during the day?
Food. Water. Clean air.

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
From the same glass? Probably not. Just talking and having our own drinks? I've already done that.

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Eh. It's not an issue of right or wrong, it's more an issue of trying too hard.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
Yeah. Wasn't really that big of a deal.

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
This should be hilarious out of context: "You'd be the first. :) We don't have to make physical contact, by the way. And you can keep all your clothes on."

How do you feel about your life right now?
Work in progress, held back, pushing forward.

Do you hate anyone?
Oh my... yes.

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Which inbox? On fubar, possibly sexually charged messages. On my emails, spam, and order confirmations.

Will you have a valentine this year?

Dunno. I don't have one at the moment.

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Gabbi.

How's your heart?
I have one of those murmor things.

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
With an A+

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Probably.

What song is stuck in your head?
"Back home" from the Fallout 3 soundtrack. Which is okay, I like that song.

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?:
I would, but it seems increasingly unlikely.

Name something you have to do tomorrow?:
Go to work.

Can you whistle?
Yes, and I can do that slick compound snap where you snap all your fingers. On both hands.

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Yes.

What gets in your way of your sleeping?
Yes.

Are your eyes the same color as your mom or dad?
Yes.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yes. I found it to be a misguided thing to say since they're pretty close to onyx/black.

Do you think too much or too little?
I think.

Do you smile a lot?:
No. Unless something justified happened.

Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
Mom. She calls. A lot.

Are you happy with your life?
See above. ... err several questions above.

Can you handle the truth?
You can't.

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
Dear god no. I'm lucky to get 4.

What was the last book you read?
"Blood and Chocolate"  It's the favorite book of someone close to me. Thought I'd make a sincere gesture and read it.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
Last... guy... I had a conversation with. Scott from the cafe? Nah he's a sweety.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
16:20? Trolling fubar for hot babes.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Gabbi... but she does it in that condescending, teasing, friend way.

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Not so much. Did get some painting done.

Have you ever crawled through a window?:
A lot.

Do you like yourself?
I do. I hope I keep my hair for another three decades.

Are you wearing a necklace?:
No. But I should be.

What color is your shirt?
Black. A bit faded.

Are you an emotional person?:

Probably. But mostly negative, fear-related emotions.

What is something that can always make you feel better?
Correcting an obvious oversite. Winning streaks. I'd say sex, but I've had it where it made me feel used, and awful. Bourbon falls into the "would but" category too.

Will this weekend be a good one?
It has potential.

What do you want right now?
A small cigar. A real job. A clean slate. A pretty wife. A club sandwich and some cherry sevenup.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yeah. I got great legs.

Look behind you, what do you see?
A table with a lot of project related stuff.

Have you ever worked in a food place?
Nope.

What would you name your future daughter?
Ella is growing on me.

Any summer plans for 2012?
Not particularly. I'd like to see a baseball game and get some barbeque while I'm in KC.

The last thing you heard?
The hum of my air conditioner... geeze wouldn't this be a horrible question to ask a deaf person.