My Rice...
I'm waitin for it to finish.
So..
My Granny gave me $1200 today.
I think I just paid off my folks.
Why did I get that much money?
Where did she get that much money?
... Holy fuck that was a lot of money all at once.
Anyway fourth date... fourth date.
The best to date.
Eternal sunshine
Libeled lady
vegetable spaghetti
and a whole lot of talking.
I got her just lighting up last night.
It was great.
Good conversation, good smiles, great laugh
a thin, second hand loose necked shirt just barely drizzled over two heaving rolling creamy smooth
...
sorry.
She's really pretty.
I got her full dating profile last night.
Here's a little tip.
Don't rush her.
All her little ventures into the dating world ended disastrously by looney tunes asking her for a commitment after barely knowing her.
I could relate.
I listened. I laughed.
I made appropriately timed jokes.
The only hiccup
and it was a pretty big one
was agonizing stomach pain right in the middle of dinner.
I got up and went to the bathroom,
apologized
a lot
explained some of the cause (which is always a little awkward- by the way, I'm afraid of people)
but
*shrugs*
... have I mentioned my dog is being an insufferable cunt these days?
It's raining and she's pawed the door about 6 times since I got home.
She already went out once.
So yeah.
Massive gastro intestinal kerplow.
Felt like a knife went all the way down my side.
I didn't go home early.
I was feeling better in short order.
She didn't take it too bad.
She made me herbal tea when I started coughing real bad.
Nice girl.
We've actually got a lot in common.
Or rather, we can relate really well.
I dunno, I'm getting to the point where I'd really like to go a couple more steps with her.
But I'll be patient.
Oh
and the other guy is
a eunich
(so he says)
and is still in the picture.
I jokingly asked for his information so I could hunt him down and eliminate him from my competition.
That too got her rolling.
She's pretty quick and clever for such a poised and reserved person, she got me a few times.
And then my rice went off.
Plan is my place this sunday.
Tuna steaks.
...
and Ikiru. *whistles* that's gonna be rough.