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A Mexican, an Arab, and a
Texas Girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer,
He throws his glass in the air,
Pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
Drinks non-alcoholic beer (cuz he's a Muslim),
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
And shoot the glass all to pieces.
He says, "In the Arab world, we have so much
sand to make glasses, that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.
The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber,
Picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws her glass into the air, whips out her 45
and shoots the Mexican and the Arab,
catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says,
"We have so many illegal aliens that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice!"
God Bless TEXAS!!!
