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Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says "hey, I no come work today.  I sick! I really sick.  Got headache, stomach ache, my legs and arms hurt.  I no come work today!"

  The boss says, "you know Hung Chow, I really need you to come to work today.  When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that ok?"

  Two hours later Hung Chow calls into work, "I try what you said and I feel great!  Soon I be at work......You got nice house!"

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