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A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marches straight up to the desk and says "you know, I just hate drawing welfare!"
The clerk behind the counter says, "your timing is excellent. We just got notified of a job from a very wealthy old man who wants a cheauffer and a body guard. You will have to drive him around in his brand new 2009 Mercedes Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours your meals will be provided."
"You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is awkward to say, but as part of your duties you will have to satisfy her sexual urges and as she is in her mid 20's has a rather strong sex drive."
"You will be given a 2 bedroom loft type apartment with a Plasma t.v., stereo, bar, pool etc.. located above the garage and designated for your sole use. Your salary will be $200,000.00 a year."
The guy just plain wide-eyed, said, "you're bullshittin' me!"
The social worked said, "Yeah, well you started it!"
