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created on 04/25/2011  |  http://fubar.com/ask-the-ninja/b340747  |  75 followers

Drama llama

Anonymous #3

Dear Ninja:

How can I have more drama on here? No really, I think it's lacking a bit.

Sincerely,
The Drama Llama.

 

Dear Drama Llama,

You can always start a torrid fu-affair with multiple people. Don't discriminate, the more the merrier! Randomly send them some NSFWs or cam with them. That way they will get hooked! Have a different fu-lover every week, and make sure to declare just how much you love them every 10 minutes!

OR

If you want to go really high school, you can always try to break up your least favorite fu and their significant other! To accomplish this, you should probably make friends with everyone else who hates them too. That way no one can actually pin the rumors on you.

Once you have your drama pot simmering, turn up the fire and light the flame! You will soon have more drama than even you can handle! Be very careful though! It is definitely a recipe for disaster!

The final drama-filled moment you will have is your demise. Make sure as you're imploding that you turn extra emo! The more ridiculous status updates the better! There has to be at least 3 about fuiciding. Maybe a mumm too. Definitely a video blog about how innocent you are and how everyone else is just out to get you! That is sure to get you some extra special attention!

After that, you will have to take an extended (possibly permanent) fubreak in the hopes that people will forget about your lies and schemes. Then when you finally do come back, you can start all over with a new crop of victims.

 

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