When you drop bread that you have just spread on some sort of topping, it always falls topping side down?
Why does garbage weigh more going out, than coming in?
If you've craved a leftover that has been in the fridge all day, you get there 5 minutes after your kid has satisfied their craving?
When you go to the zoo, thats the day they have your favorite animal quarantined?
Your kids can't remember who the last five presidents were, but can remember every character on various anime shows?
Acne, dormant for years, tends to reappear before weddings and family reunions?
Everyone who knows how to run your life, their own life is a Springer episode waiting to happen?
People are stunned when they are invited to be on the Springer/Maury/ etc...are stunned when somebody tells them something bad?
The phone call you've been waiting for occurs while you are in the middle of going to the bathroom?
No matter how old you are, your prents always eventually make you feel three?
Cat hair finds all clothing, no matter how well you hide it?
99% of racist statements start with "I'm not a racist but..."
The internet adds 3" to everyone's penis, and removes 30#'s from everyone in general?
If you like a team that is not from your state so you don't get to see them as often, they lose every time you see them play?
Preacher's daughters do everything that their fathers preach against?
Everyone who goes to prison for a long term, finds Jesus? Perhaps the rest of us are looking in the wrong spot?
The next best thing...isn't?
