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Dear ask Ninja..

My girlfriend insists on entering me in fulotto crap and buying me hoaring bling. I am have told her over and over that I do not wish for these things.. When I tell her this I am subjected to threats of MORE bling and fulottos.. (in fact, she is threatening as I write this).. I have MuMMed about this and the MuMMers are absolutely no help at all.. "Suck it up" is not a viable option.. I need a solution on how to get her to stop.. Thanks!!

A Swarthy Physician..

Dear Swarthy Physician,

Have you tried duct tape? Or maybe disabling or hiding her mouse and keyboard? She can't click it if she can't find it. Bribery sometimes works as well. Maybe try to bribe her with real pretty shiny stuff. Or cupcakes. They usually work too. And while she's distracted, grab the duct tape!

If she does buy you stuffs, you know you don't have to run it, right? I can sit forever in the abyss of the unused blings! At some point, she will either give up trying to change you, or you will change. My money is on her winning though.

Good Luck