Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

I like that I get more blogrates when I write something about sex >>

anyway

I have -nothing- productive to do right now.

Texting the girl that is a friend- trying to coax her into coming over.

My folks are in KC, and my mom called earlier to taunt me- they went to Strouds- best fucking fried chicken at least in the region, I've not been all over the planet yet.

Right before I wrote "Soap" (go back an entry) I texted the girl that is a friend and asked her if she wanted to come over and learn how to play magic the gathering...

stop laughing

it was her idea

anyway- she says "sounds great! When?"

Me- "how about right after I take a shower, or after work tomorrow?"

her- "I'm busy with thanksgiving stuff until Friday"

So I go upstairs, take a shower, come down steamy

wet

mostly naked

drying off my hippy-locks and I put on some butthole surfers, and start a post about how much I miss steamy shower sex

there's a

knock knock

knock knocking

on my door...

I says to myself- "she did -not- come over with me half naked, dripping wet, and listening to music about sex!"

So I run into the other room, throw on a shirt, put my hat over my wet hair, and contain my dog, crack open the back door and its

a mook I've known forever

and her mookier boyfriend.

anyway, I get rid of them, and the last 24 hours have been -fairly- uneventful...

well

girl that is a friend called me "fun" when I expalined one of our xmas traditions involving asshole giftwrapping jobs

and-

when I was making scones and talking about black tea I made a reference to being part Irish

and she says "I love the Irish!"

I says "I've never been happier to be Irish".

but I do have the distinct sensation of my heart breaking into ever-smaller fragments every hour I don't see her face.

So- what is there to do about it, but coax her into coming over?

I'll probably concede, plop on the couch, do some more MTG test runs, and watch more farscape... but I have a very clear idea of what I'd rather be doing.

oh

and I splurged and spent $100 on 13 games on Steam.

Yeah... 50% off sales are a mug huh?

I'm thinking this was my christmas present- people can just throw some cash at me for it.

Oh- but my brother (if I haven't mentioned this already) is getting me a limited edition MTG preconstruct deck

has one of my all time favorite cards, and the deck's price is about 1/4th its value. The whole thing is foiley shiney

so even the cards that I already have- are probably gonna be replaced by the foil versions in my favorite decks

*checks an incoming message*

... and I just conned my way into giving girl that is a friend a xmas present.

How the fuck did I manage that?