First thing I have to ask, is just what is wrong with painting a bathroom in a camouflage paint scheme?
I mean everyone does the white, yellow, blue bathrooms, why follow the crowd?
Secondly, what is wrong with astroturf as a floor covering,? All you have to do is hose it down once a week.
How about house furniture made out of replica civil war ammo boxes and officer chests?
Or the kitchen table and chairs done to look like the back of a chuck wagon, with a small refrigerator in it for ketchup and stuff, the various drawers for silver ware, glasses etc?
Or maybe using surplus aircraft web seats for living room furniture, just to bring back memories of when you were young and wore army green... and jumped out of perfectly good aircraft.
And the bench seats out of helicopters for a couch?
What is wrong with designing a bedroom along the same lines as a bunker? I mean, bedroom door, immediate right or left turn, down a 15 foot hallway, followed by another turn into the bedroom proper, and the foot thick walls are perfect for sound proofing.
As for the house itself, why not build it so that it so that the floor is four foot below grade? The walls are two feet thick, with a earth back filled along the exterior. The roof two foot thick with another two foot of earth on top of that?
Windows designed so that the outer part of the window opening is larger than the inner part, and the walls angle in to meet the interior window opening.
Not to mention using a lexan sandwich to make the windows, 1 inch thick lexan, followed by a brass mesh then another inch thick plane of lexan. (the brass mesh will tie into the brass mesh running through the walls turning the entire home into a faraday cage... i.e impervious to Electro Magnetic Pulse)
Finally, build the house with air and water purification systems, including a well within the house walls.
Wouldn't hurt to make the house so that it could use a combination of wind and solar for electricity.....
