Over 13,649,368 people are on fubar. What are you waiting for?
Buzz:
sh*t faced! by 
Fame:
Points: 8,149,152,916,722

Lifetime fubar Rank: #207

Today's fubar Rank: #214

Top Chick of the Week: #83

Top Score: #49

Top Achievements: #105

Top fuBlingee Today: #34


Stats for Mar 25

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
133 83 19 107
42 Year Old · Female · From Parma Province of Parma, Italy · fu-Owned by JusJess FM 2 An... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on December 27, 2010 · Born on January 5th · 21 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 60 different people have a crush on me!


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

FAN before you ADD
If we are already friends make sure you fanned me
I might be logged on but I'm not always here.
If you message me and I don't answer it's because I'm at work or I'm away from my computer.

Please DON'T PIMP ME when Im not running bling or shitface me over someone else.I don't like someone wasting their ability points.

42 Year Old · Female · From Parma Province of Parma, Italy · fu-Owned by JusJess FM 2 An... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on December 27, 2010 · Born on January 5th · 21 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 60 different people have a crush on me!

Latest Status

  • Lady D Fan B4... Collecting National Puppy Day! bling for achievement if u can help, have a good friday everyone ;-)
    14 hrs ago · Comment

Activity Feed

This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.3328 seconds on machine '207'.