I have decided to keep a semi regular diary on here, so later in the future, archaeologists can discover how boring my life is, except for my insane theories and observations.
This first one will be dedicated to a little bit of my background. This will probably be the most boring of them, but here goes.
I am 39 years old, married, and a father of two boys, the oldest living with me. Shawnna is my wife, Dem is the oldest, Seb is the youngest for future reference.
I locate utilities for a living. It can be very frustrating, but the pay is ok, and basically I won't find anything making this type of money. And once you figure it out, it's not that hard.
I love music, will listen to almost anything, but Hot Country. It's horrible, and I miss the days of Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings. I'm taking guitar lessons, and hope to learn enough so I can write and sing my own crappy songs, but they'll be my crappy songs.
I love to read, and lean towards true crime and biographies. I do read fiction, and enjoy it, but I love learning about other people and what makes them tick.
I love tattoos, and some piercings. I dislike facial piercings. It just screams out to me...Don't hire me! I have many plans for more tattoos and some piercings.
Patience may be a virtue, but I have very little of it.
I'm not into organized religion, I do believe in a God, but I have many questions, and have found very little answers for them.
I love movies, crime, documentaries, fantasy fiction, and lesbian porn are my favorites.
I love watching stand up comedians, but hate hillbilly humor, and the white man is keeping me down humor. It got old, as did Carlos Mencia.
My heroes are Lenny Bruce, Howard Stern, Larry
Flynt, and anyone else who promotes freedom like they do, for lifestyles and speech.
I will bore you no longer, but if you have questions, give me a shout!