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7 Am Nsfw
It's 6:49 am and I'm sitting here on fubar mad as hell. First of all, I'm up way to earlier. Second, my ex boyfriends parents want me to come work for them, I can't do that, I still care a great deal for my ex, he's one of my best friends. Back story. I met this man in high school, we lost touch till December of '96 and like it does a lot of times there was this attraction that wasn't there in high school and we started dating, dating turned into living together and than leaving state together. That same year we broke up and moved back here where he married someone else and moved her out of state. My money got him and her back to Indiana and I threw her out and he divorced her, we got back together briefly and than broke up again. For three years we didn't speak than he calls and we go out and back together again, we moved into a beautiful place and for a couple months everything is great then he hit me in the jaw and it was over. He left and moved to god knows where and

Amoeba Game
This is for a very large mixed group. Divide the group into two smaller groups, not quite half-and-half. One group links arms in a circle facing outward. The other players stands freely inside the circle. It is best if the inner group is rather tightly packed inside the circle. Adjust group sizes to fit. One person is chosen to be the "nucleus" of the "amoeba", and sits on the shoulders of a (preferably strong) person inside the circle. The "nucleus" then has to navigate the "amoeba" through and around the party area, or building, to a pre-selected finish line, perhaps from outdoors to indoors, or upstairs to downstairs, room to room, etc. The "nucleus" MUST remain in or near the center of the "amoeba". This game is most fun if there are obstacles to navigate, the more difficult the better!

" A Moment "
"A Moment" For that moment is so sweet, It's that moment you can not beat. Every thing stop's in it's place, Your hole mind seem's to be erased. You can not lie cause now you know it's true, The on thing you never thought would happen to you. Then you ask your self how and why, But you never question more than twice. As you think it wont be so bad, You relize it's a little miricle your going to have. For that moment is so sweet, It's that moment you can not beat. --------------------By Samantha Irwin---------------------- This poem was about when i fond out i was going to have my son "Steven Campbell JR". I sent my poem to "The Internaional Libary Of Poetry" and now it is going to be PUBLISHED in a poetry book along with 200 other poem's. ( Every one this is a poem by my youngest daughter

~~a Moment Of Reflection~~
9-11 What we once knew stood tall... Came down in less than 10 minutes .. People trying to save each other from breathing in harmful debris, smoke, and dust. People trying to close their eyes, hoping to awake that this was all just a nightmare.. However, most people never got back to the bed they thought they would that night. Instead, they had gone to a new place to rest. Still with hope minutes after the towers fell, firefighters frantically searched through what once was the Twin Towers, to see if there were any survivors trapped. Others stay farther back, to help the injured on the streets, even far away from the scene. The search for survivors is long, hard work.

Amoment Of Silence For These 2 Baby's
Moment of silence for the 2 babies found in texas burned n killed by the hands of their own father if u have a heart keep this goin Please help stop things like this from happening how sad.

Among The Heavens
I see you...so inviting as I savor my intent to have you as I will sensually intoxicating is your innocent gaze as my hunger grows, my senses aroused I feel, smell, taste passion I have longed for When you touch me, I become enstranged my primevil spirit awakened so desperate for all you are ...life When I take you in fury and passion I lose control of how precious life can be when savored to my surprise you have slipped into uncontrolled esctacy whispering wanting more... I hear you say...come I join you among the heavens where I found you...

Among The Honest
Romans 4:7 “Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.” There was a king who asked slaves on a ship, “Why are you in chains?” One replied, “I don’t know. I was in a crowd when a crime was committed. I am innocent.” He asked another who said, “I am not guilty, but am a victim of false witnesses.” The king proceeded to ask each man the same question and each had a reason why he was innocent. That is, until one man responded, “I am here because I deserve to be here. I have sinned against my God and against my king. And now I am paying the penalty.” The king stepped back and said, “What are you doing here among so many honest men? Guards release him!” Not until we admit our sin are we going to know the mercy and the forgiveness of the King. Bow before Him today and admit you are lost without Him.

Among This Barrack Hell
I sit alone mong these barrack walls dark as night cold as fall shadows creep among these barrack walls the sound of silence night time calls the creatures cackle at the midnight moon the fog slowly dances with it's eerie gloom I take a view from the jailed window where tranformality sets of spiderwebs And the scent of neglect Take action to where i once thought humanity remained But now life stricken to death by such an act of indulgence of overwhelming emotion blood dripped thoughts of pure departure.. I elude my self from happiness and descending to sadness as the bloody tears frame around my eyez The existance of tomorrow seized Upon my face Without no expression.... As i remain among these barrack walls!....

Among Many Tasks
Among many tasks Very urgent I’ve forgotten that Its’ also necessary To be dying Frivolous I have neglected this obligation Or have been fulfilling it Superficially Beginning tomorrow Everything will change I will start dying assiduously Wisely optimistically Without wasting time.

2am On Painkillers
So are all relationships bullshit or just the ones that I find myself in? Yeah probably just me huh!? That’s ok . . . I am ok with that . . . I can deal with any fucking stupidity that is thrown at me. I have learned a great deal here lately about relationships and what I am hoping to gain from one. Now, I couldn’t have done that without the help of these lying and cheating assholes that I keep running across. I hold no ill will toward them, hell I thank them for helping me find my way. These are the men who have shown me he light so to speak . . . They have brought my revelation about . . . They have opened my eyes. I know better now what I want than I have in a long time, and I am not afraid to go after it when I find it. I want everything . . . LOL. I want a man who is content with his life no matter what he is doing with it. I want a man who is not searching for someone to complete him but for someone to compliment him. I want a man who is secure enough in himself to s

Amon Amarth - Bastards Of A Lying Breed Lyrics
Amon Amarth - Bastards Of A Lying Breed lyrics You've ruled us for too long Truth to you are lies to me And your right is so wrong Moral preached by immortal fucks All I feel is despise Lie no more you fucking cunts You tare me up inside Your son die from your abuse But you're giving us the blame The easy path's the one you choose That road will lead to pain You're trying to control their mind And strip them of free will The way you force them to go blind Will surely get them killed My mind is free and so is my soul You can't put me in chains I won't play the well-adjusted role Or bow my head in shame So throw your stone of guilt at me Point your finger, curse my name Your scapegoat I will never be I won't take the blame Now we're on trial to serve your crime And pay for your mistakes There is no way we'll do the time The chains of lies will brake Censorship can't stop our truth We speak straight from the heart There is nothing you can do We'l

Among The Dunes
Among The Dunes by TE999© Hello and welcome to my readers. Thank you for your votes, comments and feedback. It is always a pleasure to hear from you. Thanks to geekychick76 for her skillful editing and helpful suggestions. Enjoy the story and please vote and comment. Your opinions on my work are important to me. * * * * * Ken stretched and yawned, the sun felt good on his skin, the salt air's tang invigorating his nostrils. He was glad he had decided to visit the beach today. It had been too long and he realized how much he had missed it. The breakup with Judy had been sharp and painful. They had been together for over two years, sharing everything, and then unexpectedly she left him for a guy she met online. "It was an instant attraction," she said, "I don't expect you to understand." Of course, he didn't, and they fought bitterly, culminating in her storming out the door, never to return. Her girlfriends came around to collect her things, mumbling apologizes to him as he

Amongst The Annoyance...
My roommates are wearing me thin. Today, one of them asked what she should do this weekend since I am not going to be here. I didn't know I was the entertainer? Anyways, beyond the annoyance, everything is sailing smoothly. I am going to spend some time to myself in the mountains, rejuvenating, and recovering from a crazy semester. My roommates told me to leave for a while. I feel so unloved. Not only that, but one of them is whiny. She complains and repeats herself several times. I heard her tell several people that I bitched at her. How bad is that? Please give up some hugs and some sanity...as I have not much left! Love to all Laura

Amongst The Sea
Amongst the Sea To be the silence and beauty amongst the sea, Feeling free of disturbance, O' how lovely it would be; The gentle tides which cast ashore, To kiss the rocks and spread over grains of sand, O' to be the sea in touch with surrounding land; Like wave reflecting skin to ripple with age amongst the wind, To sail into Spring, to set my way, To find freedom, in silence and beauty amongst the waves, For the peacefulness of the wake to gently take me to my grave. -Rod P. Stapleton

Amongst A Real Player
Amongst A Real Player by LateNiteFantasy© Gently across keypad With fingers appealing Switching it on daily Enhancing the feeling Hard drive humming With keystroke urges Entrance to software Wave swelling surges Among a Real player New plugins released Accessing more ram Megabytes increased Fed cookie selection With java and chips Laid on spreadsheet With smile on my lips Driver with impulses Sharing connections This format with style Unzipped affections

Amon
Amon. Hva kommer splittelsen mellom sjel og legme i kristendommen av? Vi har sett på korsfestelsen i forhold til Egypt og at Jesus ganske sikkert var kjent med guden Amon som en gud isrealittene var kjent med og knyttet til i Egypt. "Du kan ikke tjene både Gud og Mammon" tyder på det. Men utsagnet sier også noe. Slaktingen av påskelammet har her en betydning. Det er der splittelsen i sjel/legme kommer inn. Hvis vi ser Jesus som en tilknytning til Isis går det an å si at han legger av seg det fysiske. Han fornekter slaktingen av lammet. Slik kan det ihvertfall se ut fra et kristent ståsted hvis man forsøker å forestille seg det. Men vi må huske på at Jesus ikke "tror" på Amon. Han mener at ofringen innebærer at de andre gjør det. Hvis vi ser ofringen som en tradisjon bygget på en glemt historie er den ikke noe mere enn det. Men hva hvis vi ser på situasjonen som om Jesus hadde rett? Da innebærer det en ofring av et lam til Amon. Hvorfor skulle Amon være interessert i de

Amon (miss)
Vi har dermed kommet et stykke på vei i problemstillingen. Amon som guddomm var hovedguden i Egypt helt til han ble usynliggjort totalt i Re. Det er en sannsynlighet for at han ligger som et kollektivt bilde hos oss som et problem. Djevelen som Geit har ingen andre referanser. Vi vet at isrealittene slaktet lam i templet. Og vi vet at Jesus setter opp problemstillingen i deres religiøsitet at de ikke kan tjene både Gud og Mammon. Hvis vi tenker oss at Jesus tjener Isis da må det nødvendigvis kunne tolkes som at jødene også gjør dette. Hadde de ikke tjent Gudinnen ville det ikke vært noen hensikt å diskutere med dem. Det er mulig å tenke seg at de er Amon-tilbedere (perioden de bodde i Egypt var høydepunktet i Amon-dyrkningen), men også at de bruker henvisningen til Amon dels som å distansere seg fra Egypt som minne. Problemet med dette er deres mannlige Gud. Hadde de forlatt Egypt med en antydning til Gullkalv-dyrkning ville Okse, Ku, Kalv el.l vært fortalt på en annen måte

Amon Resethisis
Jackie was just a red rose. Speeding away. Vi kan derfor sette opp følgende skisse: Amon-Re Amon-Isis Amon-Seth Amon-Re er forsøket på å holde et spørsmål oppe. Det er viten om undergangen. Re som solgud dreper Isis. Faraoene brukte Ramses-navnet som en oppveining av det faktumet under den siste perioden av Egypts historie. Amon-Isis er bevegelsens forening med målet. Kvinnen er gudommelig i seg selv. Tempelhoren. Det igjen medfører en mannlig Gud (Isis blir skjult og fornektet), moraitet og fornekting av seksualiteten. Og det fører mot moralens motsetning. Målet er glemt, men grunnen til dette er at kvinnen allerede er fremme. Hun har ingen gudinne å bevege seg mot. Gudinnen er skjult i hennes ønske om uskyldighet og hennes mannlige Gud. Halliken er Jahve eller minnet om en misbrukende farsfigur. Amon-Seth Dette er en Nietzscheansk tilnærming til problemet. Den setter både Egypt, Israel og den vestlige verden på hodet. Vi fornekter dermed at Amon holdes oppe a

Among The Stars
Among The Stars See you tonight among the stars where we will travel near and far Flying wing tip to wing tip our souls will be refreshed Sharing the night guided by star light You and I will be together lost in time forever Playing, Racing, Chasing among the stars we will be tracing our images of love in the heavens above

Amon Som Hore
Amon, som den viktigste guden i den senere perioden av Egypt, levde videre. Vi har sett Jesus' fornektelse av Amon ved at han påstår at det ikke er mulig å tjene både Mamon og Gud. Og vi har jødenes slakting av lam for å feire at Egypt var en sagablott. Men Amon, væren som sauen, har overlevd som bilde på kvinnen. Det er den mest lettvinte løsningen. Kvinnen som føyelig og tilgjengelig. Litt dum. Horehuset er Amons hus, sett som dyrking av kvinnen som sau. Hun blir betalt for og har sånn sett ingen egen vilje overfor den vellystige mannen. Kvinnen som sau fører til bildet av misbruk. Horehuset kan opplagt sees som det. Og videre kan kvinnen voldtas. Det er snakk om det samme scenarioet. I fri luft. Det fører igjen til tesen at kvinnen ER en hore og at hun vil selge seg selv. Dessuten vil mange påstå at kvinnen vil voldtas. En rekke voldtekt-fantasier blandt kvinnelige erotiske forfattere underbygger den tesen. Og alt dette må kunne stemme hvis vi ser kvinnen

Among The Ashes
Scene 1: Interior, Day. Olim meminisse juvabit. The Latin tag swam lazily to the surface from the depth of his subconscious. One day we will look back and rejoice. He chuckled at the irony of that particular piece of Ovid coming to mind at this time. He was more used to quoting the 'dirty bits'. The doubtful benefits of a classical education. Reaching for the whisky, he reflected how his life was full of little ironies these days. It wasn't just a case of another marriage going sour; it was the timing of it. At the very moment he believed he had finally arrived, climbed to the top of that greasy pole, the ceiling fell in. First the promotion, then the divorce; the twin impostors encountered sequentially. It brought to mind a cartoon that showed a satyr chasing a nymph and bore the caption 'It's just one fucking thing after another.' He sighed. "Well, there's nothing I can do about it now." The sound of his voice was loud in the empty house. "Yah!!" He shouted into the silence.

$2000 A Month Easy!
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Among The Trees
I wonder lost among the treesLooking for the one my heart calls forI wonder lost among the treesI see your light amongst the darkI wonder lost among the treesYour light is brighter then the restI wonder lost among the treesYour light is out of my reachI wonder lost among the treesYour light comes closerI wonder lost among the treesYour light is bright like an angel from the skyI wonder lost among the treesYour light fades away and leaves me aloneI wonder lost among the treesWithout a hand to guide the wayI wonder lost among the treesLooking for my guiding lightI wonder lost among the treesI wonder lost, aloneI wonder afraid of the worldAround me I look for the oneI wonder lost among the treesI wonder lost and alone forever.

[a Month Later]
Well, its been longer than a month, but I think I consider myself "single with no current options" since last month.Damn slinky dust.And that calling sensation is back.Its constant.It got worse when I caught myself staring at this young woman with a slightly better figure (rounder butt, fuller tits), and slightly different face than my ex (thinner eyebrows, thinner cheekbones).First there was terror- on the off chance it was her, which I knew better, I've met this girl before, but the sunlight was coming through the window behind her... and she was staring back.We were kinda frozen there.For... quite a while.I took the first step, but the spell was broken, and I walked out the door.Shook up, and finding myself looking back more than once.The calling got louder as I stared at that dark round in all the right spots sillhouette when time froze.Yeah, I'm still attracted to my ex... I mean physically.A lot of people are, its not a big deal.I don't know what to do about this sensation, and n

- A Moonlight Kiss -
Baby, come around by midnight and kiss me under the moonlight Hold me in your arms so tight and say you’ll stay with me forever. Never leave me again, never. Touch me under my skin, please let me feel the warmth within. Kiss me here, there and everywhere. baby, just come around at midnight and kiss me under the moonlight.

Amor A La Mexicana
Compasión no quiero, lástima no quiero quiero un amor duro que me pueda hacer vibrar tu sabor yo quiero, tu sudor yo quiero quiero tu locura que me haga delirar pura caña... puro amor... Amor a la mexicana, de cumbia, huapango y son caballo, bota y sombrero, tequila, tabaco y ron amor a la mexicana, caliente al ritmo del sol despacio y luego me mata, mi macho de corazón Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Suavecito quiero, bien rudo lo quiero quiero que me llegue hasta el fondo del corazón lento yo lo quiero siempre más yo quiero quiero que me espante hasta perder la razón pura caña... puro amor... Amor a la mexicana, de cumbia, huapango y son caballo, bota y sombrero, tequila, tabaco y ron amor a la mexicana, caliente al ritmo del sol despacio y luego me mata, mi macho de corazón Amor a la mexicana... ay, quiero tu amor hasta el fondo del corazón amor a la mexicana... y en tu locura quiero perder la

Amor Frio Cold Love
Amor Frio (Cold Love) 2 pt Fresh Strawberries 1/2 c Powdered Sugar 1/2 c Madeira -- Or Sweet Sherry 1 ts Lemon Zest 1/4 ts Cinnamon 1/8 ts Powdered Ginger 1 pn Ground Cloves 1 pn Nutmeg 2/3 To 1 Cup 1 1/2 To 2 Tbsp 1/4 Crystallized Ginger Chopped Heavy Cream Sugar Wash, hull and halve or slice berries. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and let sit 10 min. Meanwhile mix sherry with lemon zest and spices. Pour over berries and chill. at serving time, whip cream with sugar to taste. spoon

Amor De Dos Culturas
(spanish) Cuando en dos culturas Hay amor, que es diferente, En las dos culturas encuentras paz y amistad Y cuando te enamoras No importa de qué sangre es, sino la sangre Que hay dentro de tu corazón (english) Title: Love Of Two Cultures When in two cultures There is love,that is different In two cultures you find peace and friendship And when court you It does not matter of what blood is,but the blood That there is inside your heart

Amor
Perche sei mia.... warm nights daybreak kisses rebirth rainshower moonflying. Perche ti voglio.... pale skin dreams ecstasy eyes blue weight strength above starsoaring. La tua pelle morbida Voglio accarezzare... Perche mi vuoi.... secret spot senses undercover whispers roll over release shimmer oil touch. Tutto sarai per me.... letting go closed-eye sighs united desires otherwordly crescendo.... Non pensare abbracciami.

Amorphis
One of my new favorite bands, Amorphis. "Alone" Tear dimmed rememberance In a womb of time Breath upon me Possessed by the passion Fate will set you free Infertile Chased be the precious When flesh is an enemy Fair weather man (pre-chorus:) step aside from the way of the better than you so you fall at his feet he's the one who betrays you it's the servants devotion for the decay stand up (chorus:) there are no flowers on your grave there are no chains there I keep chanting for the forgotten name why you feel so empty and still have everything it's fullfilment I've got more companions when I'm all alone flesh is fetching **This seems to be a lot different than album, Elegy. Not sure if I like this or that better. So...that is where you come in. I would like to look more into them...on account I only know a few of their songs. Suggestions on your favorites below please:

Amoral
They call me amoral. I have gotten this impression from these judgmental people that to write about two persons who are in-love, kissing, touching, moaning, writhing, screaming in the throes of passion, regardless of gender, is indecent. To write about human weaknesses, failures and vices is considered immoral. To write about human indignities in the real world is perversion. I have been called names that an author cannot swallow, an author who only wants to present humanity in its most naked form. An author who dares to defy convention. Convention that is not my choice as a writer anyway, if I have my say in it. Conventions that are choking the life out of me as a woman. So I dared to establish my own rules by which I will forge my path as an author. Is that so bad? If I am to be judged based on this puritanical society's parameters, so be it. I fully embrace being amoral, immoral, indecent and perverted. From here on, I would wear these badges with pride and dignity.

Amor Of Enchantment '99
You quiero campamento conmigo sancha, mi amor, in de bosque filled with arboles verde and many animales salvaje. I know a place with cascadas in “Her Table” near “The Crosses,” and a secret place at “Her Coat Stand.” We’ll nadar in the agua blanca of the “Big River,” I’ll pescandofor food and cook it on the frego de campana. We’ll lounge des nudo in the manantial calientes and a carro caliente will go in our cama de campana. Our noche tranquilo will be filled with musica and estrellas. I’ll have my café de charro ready if she wakes up with me in a cobija de nieve. Dedicated to Melissa Array

Amor Would You
would you write me a love letter just because would you have it filled with so much love would you show in it what your heart desires would you cover it with hearts an flowers would you write me a love letter with every fiber of your being would you make sure that each an every sentence has meaning would you write me a love letter just to say you care would you send even if I was right there would you write me a love letter to say you wont ever leave would you let me know that you would miss me would you write me a love letter just because

Amore
Amore I'm face to face with a dream In awe with all the love that you bring I can't seem to stand on my feet You're my other half of the circle My life you complete Gladly stuck inside your mind Long lost without a key Now I say so long to reality It's like no matter what you say Or no matter what you do You tell me of all the bad things in your life But I see through and See the virtue inside of you I love to make you smile And make you warm inside I love it when you're close to me And when I can see the fire in your eyes I remember when I was sad and alone Death had such a sweet voice You help me stand and atone I do this gladly, by choice Your voice is like an angel's song I was looking for you all along I know you need time alone, but You are my amore. I cant help but feel this way. You are my 9th wonder, My Orion, my constellation. It's like I don't belong here I stutter in your awe of perfection. Yet another one for my baby Ashley

Amorous Is A Pretty Word For Horny!
Yeah I said it! Feeling a little Amorous myself right now and just lately in general. Believe it or not I am having a hard time trying to find someone to fulfill that particular need....yeah I know, me of all people. I dunno I just don't want to settle for whats readily available to me because its not what I really want.... Its like craving a great cut of steak but settling for hamburger off the dollar menu. Fucking sucks, Since I happen to be craving someone who elusive as all bloody fucking hell. Its not his fault, just the way his lifestyle has to be...hes my great cut of steak and everyone else in my contact list on my cell phone is on the dollar menu. And I dont want to settle! So here I am bitching to you guys...ugh god its been way too long for me...yes, a couple weeks is too fucking long, look who you're talking to! Hopefully it gets better...I dont know how much longer I go feeling THIS Amorous...lol

The Amorous Bereft
I am the Destroyer of LoveCrucifing all that is rightCrucifing the good in this lifeI am my own Disease You kill me like a bad DreamMy own personal NightmareBut i will stand when everything falls awayStand & fight this feeling forever or until i die So im volunteering Love For something realIts never worth this Pain I always feel So why are you running awayIs this life to much to takeTell me why do I look awayDo I shame this love to betake Is love ever to befall upon me Or will i waste away In the darkness of my heartScreaming for pleasure I unmask this desire Its more than just a bad DreamIts this fucken trascending NightmareSo deceptively i kill myself from withinOnly to wonder & realize.. Is this my sin Love was once the soundOf this heavenly voiced beamNow Love is the soundOf a peircing scream Is love ever to befall upon me Or will i waste away In the darkness of my heartScreaming for pleasure I unmask this desire What have I taken away?A smothering indistinctness Of chaos

Amorosa
Her beauty to me magical. Beyond my imagination so rare. I fear if I close my eyes. She would vanish, gone in the nights air. Maybe she is a dream. Forever locked in my mind. As long as she stays. That answer I dont need to find. So my little beauty. This spell you may forever cast. Because if you are a dream. I hope my lifetime my sleep does last.

Amorosa = Fake.
I was sent this today, look at this salute when magnified. And the profile claims to be 31 years old. The real girl is barely 18 if that. Look at this bad pixilation and clearly shopped information on the low pixel 320x240 picture dimensions. This is a fake salute and the person behind it is well, ill let you decide… And it’s not a coincidence that kennymac and zeal are blinging it and are in its’ top family and friends….see for yourself… *~♥´¯`*Amorosa *~♥´¯`*@ fubar Think it’s time to take these people to task for supporting this and who knows, maybe even creating these monsters. But I’ll let you all decide and how you wish to handle it. Hope you all had a great holiday weekend…peace..

Amorosa? ..the Early Cinco De Mayo Fake...blown Out....
Wow, ok. So it’s time to revisit this one. First, off let’s bring it back some, to this fake we blew up back in this blog below… Click here to see ... Well apparently that wasn’t enough back at the end of last year for people to wake up and see what this thing really was, a deviant fake. In the meantime, it’s managed to make some new fake creations as well. Apparently this fake has been getting blinged and autoe

Amorosa? ..the Early Cinco De Mayo Fake...blown Out....
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D

Amor
It’s so hard to look at the last year and look at the present and see how my life is today. I would of never thought in the past 6 months fate would of introduced me to the guy our moms always tell us about. You know the prince in the stories of fairytales, that young girls dream about. I would have to say, of course I was skeptic about having the one, or anyone for that matter. It wasn’t my goal or number one priority. It makes me laugh to think how cliché the saying goes, “you won’t find him until you stop looking.” Well, I stopped looking for anyone and gave myself fully to this thing some call fate. I stumbled into Johnny and thought nothing of it. Over countless hours of conversation daily and tons of laughter we fell in love. He became my craving you know the thing you can’t live without. He is the butter to my bread and all of those perfect match sayings. I can say I am truly in love for the first time in my entire life. Not that puppy lov

~a Mother And Son Love~
A mother held her new born baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth and back and forth. And while she held him, she sang: I'll love you forever, I'll like you always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be. The baby grew. He grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "This kid is driving me CRAZY" But at night time when that two year old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, while she rocked him she sang: I'll love you forever, I'll love you always, As long as I'm living, My baby you'll be. The little boy grew. He grew and grew and grew. He gr

" A Mothers' Tear "
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....................a Mother's Love.................
A mother's love is something that no one can explain,,,, It is made of deep devotion and sacrifice and pain,,,, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may for nothing can destroy it or take that love away,,,, it is patient and forsaking, and it never fails or falters,,,, even though the heart is breaking.... it believes beyond believing when the world around condems, and it glows with all the beauty of the rarest,brightest gems.... it is far beyond defining, it defies all explanation, and it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creation.... a many-splendored miracle man cannot understand, and another wondrous evidence ..........of GOD'S TENDER GUIDING HAND..........

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Amour
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A Detroit college student kidnapped twenty frogs from an area zoo. The frogs were reported missing, and apparently, out of guilt, the young man returned the frogs and turned himself in. Officials aren’t clear on why the man committed this act, but one thing is certain, he will go down as having one unique criminal record!

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I use a Hotrod deluxe most of the time with visual sound effects. I love my 59 bassman, but for practical use the hotrods works really well. If you have'nt tried them, visual sound has some awesome stuff. I use the route 66. liquid chorus, really smooth stuff.Holy grail for the bassman and a boss octive pedal... can't forget the wah pedal. lol Your fave is ?

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Most of you don't know that I have been disabled for almost 5 years. I hit a semi head on July 6, 2002. I have had a broken leg ever since and currently have 7 pins sticking out of my leg. Well I found out a week ago that my leg is being amputated. This bothers me but I will finally be able to move on with my life, which right now is college and my jewelry shop, but once I'm done with college and my leg then I'm planning on moving to a bigger city. The problem is that I find myself always depressed. Wouldn't you? It's killing me to know that I'm goin to go tosleep with my leg and wake up without it. It will be below the knee, so I will be able to run, jump, everything that I could before the wreck 5 years ago, but is that supposed to make it easier? Well thanks for letting my ramble. I'm sure I will write a blog in the future concerning this.

Amputation Tomorrow...
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Amputation
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Am Rising
I'm snuggled warm in my bed at I get this pressure feeling saying ya better get the #$*# out of bed or your going to have to be dealing with a mess in a mintue. So I wake up, and end up crawling on the couch with my little bit of fluff curling up on me. This made him extermely happy. I'm extermely unhappy at this because I was sleeping very hard at the time and woke up to my lower back doing the HI I AM HERE with very loud pokes to the nerves. Mornings. BAh humbug.

Am3rica
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/26/patriot.act.ap/ Well,What do you think about them beans?Unconsttutional.Furthermore,I would just like to say.Well,Listening to a radio show called the Glenn Beck show.He was interviewing Rusy guliano and guess what the former mayor said...That's right.It was about illeagal imigration.he said even if we did make coming into the country like a harsher punishment.We couldn't find the 20 million or so imigrants.So I think what he is telling us in his own coded way.That we are either(A)A government that is filled with incometent people,As useing maybe the Homeland secrity for example.Or (B)That all our polititians are bought and paid for by special Intrest groups,IE (PAC'S) And Big buisness nuff said.With our bourders wide open.would one conclude that the war on terror is just a rouse or maybe a calabrative effort between our government and Bin Laden...I mean we did teach him in our schools and he was like a buddy for so many years...before he got on the

Am Rude
95 % People met me online or Real Life especially women told am Rude LOL I feel that am ok if am rude i dont have time to tell lie to girl they are cute or blah blah Am perfassional and i want to make my work my Identity what do you think about it Post Your comments

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Am Scared & Sad
My grandfather was rushed to the hospital last night, he had heart attack. This the 1st. time won't be able to go, have to stay home with my mom. So am really scared and sad and worried. They will have to put in another stint in his heart keep him alive! He all ready has 8 stints in is heart now going have 9. please keep him in your prayers. If you see me me in the lounge try cheer me up because really down today!! Thanks Wicked Skulls

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I awoke with a fever, the bedclothes all drenched in sweat. She said "You've been having a nightmare and It's not over yet." Then she picked up the doggy in the window (the one with the waggily tail) and she put him to bed between two bits of... bread? Roger Waters The Pros & Cons of Hitch-Hiking

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6am Sickness, Drugs And Rambling Do Not Mix - Lmfao
I was talking with someone the other day about finding pieces of you in others. How you search your entire life to find the pieces of yourself that were once lost and now you must find in others. How you seek out these people instinctively because you know they hold a piece of you within them, you just need to figure out what that piece is. That made me stop and think about the way I have thought for a long time now. Before the other day I had no other way to explain my feelings on this to people, so about a year or so ago I wrote a blog on myspace about finding your soul mate. It was in this blog that I explained that I didn’t think that everyone only had one soul mate that they are searching their life for. . .that they have many, one to fit each facet of their life. I know I have so many people that I know that I have no other way to explain why we are as we are except that it is meant to be that way. It was in this blog that I explained that each of the friends in my life

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Every time I start getting my sleep schedule back on track, something happens to mess it up. . Oh well, that's my lot in life. Maybe one of these days I'll get a "regular" job, but for now I'm enjoying life too much to do anything else. I'll just have to learn to live with the odd hours. Ciao!

Am So Angry...
Here I am, minding my own business as my toe recovers, and the phone rings. As I have just finished Uni, we booked a hotel for a graduation ball. Unfortunately due to many people moving away we didn't have as many people as we would have liked (25) and now the hotel have rang me (a week before) to tell me that we don't have enough numbers to cover costs, so what we booked can not go ahead! I am soooo angry. They could have checked this weeks ago, as everyone had paid. Also we have booked a photographer which may have to be cancelled and we won't get our money back on that. I have told them I either want all our money back, or something else offered to us in place of the original package. If they cancel I am soooo going to kick arse. Watch this space...

Am Sorry Everyone....
I know lately I havent been the greatest friend here to have. I dont say hi to those who I should be. I check my things an go. But I am working alot, and plus worried about Steph, trying to figure out what to do from here to help her. Finding a Cardio, getting financial aid from the government to help pay for it all, and trying to still keep the household here running smooth. I am feeling like stretch armstrong and unfortunately, I dont have all the same goo you can just stick back in when ya pull the arms too far apart. So if I dont say Hi, or leave hello comments, its just because I am not me right now. I only hope you all will bear with me through it! I am sad alot lately and thats not me either. I dont let things get to me usually. I have prided myself my whole life, on how I just jump in and tackle things as they come. But right now I am losing the strength and energy too. I dotn talk alot about how I have been feeling as I dont want to burden my friends, or those I love with

Amsterdam
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Amsterdam,slave
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Amsterdam
For those who didn't know I've been in Amsterdam for three days. Back home now to my more mundane surroundings for a bit of recovery so I thought I'd write a bit on the subject. Ok, so now I'm not sure what I was going to write... hmm... wait a sec.... Well, the trip was for my friend's stag do (bachelor party to those across the pond). We left Oxford at about 7am on Saturday. Getting there was a bit of a mission. It involved driving, then a bus ride, then a plane journey, then some walking, then a tram ride, then some more walking. Finally got to the appartment at about 3pm. The appartment was a pretty cool place to stay. There was only really supposed to be four of us and the appartment supposedly slept a maximum of six, but there was plenty of space for all eight. There were two bedrooms, but we brought a few blow up mattresses so it worked pretty well. The rest of the first day we just spent wandering the streets of Amsterdam really... Trying desperately to get our bearing

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yes its after 5 in the morning yes im still awake thinkin to hard wondering to much.. there are so many thoughts racing through my head i doubt that ill sleep i cant help but close my eyes and remember the good...the bad...the mistakes made...the nights i layed awake staring into the nothingness...the times when i used to stare deep into the stars n know everything was gonna be fine...my first full moon with him walkin on that beach the sand between my toes the water around my ancles walking hand in hand knowing it was true...the last night we spent together...the ones who left us...the ones who gave up...the late night phone calls...the early morning walks...the last words said to those certain people...times where nothing but fire made me smile...and many many more...all these things make me wonder what if it were different sometimes i wish they were... yet at the same time all these memories created me...they evolved into my life they can't be helped anymore so now i start to paun

Amsterdam!
Well I dunno where to start but lets just say we pretty much did everything there was to do in Amsterdam (in the Red light District) apart from magic mushrooms and whores. Gawd I really need to poop. Anyways our HOSTEL (I lost my hostel virginity) was SHOCKING. I mean it was so dark in there, everything was painted black! And it just felt icky. Not to mention we were on the 4th floor with no bloody elevators!!! (Had to drag my suitcase all the way up there, stupid hostels don't have bell boys). AND because we had changed rooms, I went to go see the room we eventually stayed in to see what it was like but when I went to see it hadn't been cleaned yet, and you can DEFINITELY tell that 4 boys had stayed in there previously. Gross. I mean I thought our room was bad but on the last day when we had checked out, I went to use the toilets and I realised that those toilets were for the use of people staying in the dormitories there. At least we had a private room and ensuite but those othe

Am Still Here....
I had an extraordinary posting on my facebook wall from a relative of my husband, not only did they accuse me of organising a ‘hit’ on a brother in law with his own fathers money but they reminded me that I have a bucket mouth and change in toilets in pubs to go onstage. A few things need corrected here, firstly I have no idea about the ‘hit’ and secondly (this irks me more) I don’t change to go onstage- do people from my past believe I wear a leotard onstage? If so, then I f-cking don’t! I can only imagine and am greedy for the knowledge of the many rumours I left behind when I walked out of that pub in 1994. What other f-cked up juicy rumours can there be that I know nothing of? Did I kill my own mother? Did I eat my old dog? Have I f-cked the pope? (The last one was a response to the graffiti that suggested most Glaswegians should f-ck the pope) any my point is- am missing on the gossip. Then another woman chipped in that she h

2 Am Survey
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As I sit here at 2am in the morning on Monday morning, all i can think about is my husband and how i miss him. wishing that he was home with me so we can be a compleat family again i mean dont get me wrong were a family no matter where he is but, its just hard with out him here my daughter acts out knowing that daddy isnt here to reinforce me. my son just got to know his daddy, and then he is gone again poor baby. im not trying to selfesh, i know that he is doing his job but hasnt this gone on long enough? was the extention really called for? do they really care about the soldiers and there families? i mean this is just me thinking but i wonder do others wonder the same questions as i do? my husband left on the 23rd or this month from his r and r, yes he got a couple extra days to be here so when i had my surgery he could be here and i thank the cpt. for approving before he took that higher up, and when he left it didnt bother me to this day i think it was because i was still on my pai

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8.20 Am 20th January 2008
So welcome to my very first blog. I'm on a few other sites, LIM and Reezle to name but two, but they seem to be going their own way with things, so whilst maintaining my membership there I joined here to see who's about. Anyway.... About me, well, I'm Jon (or Jonathan if you're being really formal!), I'm 33 and live in Huddersfield, England. I'm single and live in a house I rent from my brother. No kids, no pets. Not really sure what I'm looking for on here or in general, after years of trying to kick the arse out of things I'm just going on with my stuff and if someone nice comes along well, its a bonus. Had a good day yesterday, for my sins, I'm a Sheffield Wednesday fan and I along with 30,000 others watched us beat Sheffield United (big Yorkshire Derby) 2-0 at home. I think that sustained my mood, although 3 hours of UFC and beer probably helped too. So that's an insight into lil ol' me, if you want to know more, well, just ask...

A. M. T. H. (harvey Dent)
Tell me how can the worst day of you life not be the day you watched a tear fall down the face of the woman you love more than you can ever show? Though actions weigh more than words, feather like as you stand on that scale showing a ZERO. Dreamed of being that hero of the heart and soul but you're more Dent than Wayne, poisoned seed begin to grow. Now she regrets ever loving you, hugging you, kissing you, or even fantasizing about fucking you; just counting down the days until those last ounces of love finds its way out her door. Maybe it's better that during these dark distant days of weather where the sun never rises and the moon takes shelter, that the idea of staying in each others lives is tougher than the rubber that bounces you back in her arms until they close. Holding you tight standing on her toes you still look over her head towards the world around with its bright lights putting on a lustful show, letting go. Pushing you softly away off the bed, put on those clothes and tr

2:30 Am Till I Cum
Written sometime in mid 06 Its 2:30 in the morning and I awake to a soft knocking at the door. I take a minute to gather myself and make sure Im not dreaming. Its a cold and rainy night, who would be out on my doorstep in this weather, I think to myself. I put on some boxers and a tank top and go to answer the door. All I can see through the rippled glass windows is a silhouette of a woman. Curiously I open the door and to my amazement a face from the past is staring back at me. Moving away from the doorway to let her in, I open my mouth but before any words can come out her fingers are covering my lips and are followed with a light shh! She looks beautiful. Shes wearing a white top that ties around her neck. Its wet from the rain and sticking to her body like a glove. Oh and yes shes cold. Her low rise white Capris are laced up on the sides and a pink g is peeking out the top. The outfit is sexy all the way down to the clear bottom stripper 3-inch heels. Everyt

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Just got off the phone with Amtrak. I was filing my complaint since they denied me handicapped assistance. Not just once too. Upwards of five times. I'm still pissed off about the situation and I will not let it rest. Today is the first day since I've got here that I've been able to walk for longer than half an hour without immense pain. Hopefully they hurry up and put something threw and I won't have to sue them for discrimination against the handicapped.

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Once again I am up at the ass crack of dawn,Letting my mind wonder through past events,present situations and what the future holds,as the T.V stops on this show Cheaters, In which I start laughing at the open intro just because the host reminds me of a nosey realative that is just to eager to get dirt on his uncle or step-father..Honestly as I watched the show simply because there was nothing else on at 5am I started to wonder why do these people cheat on their partners..Ive been cheated on twice before never wanted to know why just dropped it and left yet everytime I see it they always cheat lower.. They have this beautful/Handsome succseful, careing person at home and they get cought cheatin with the town skank..or on cheaters their cousin. It left me puzzled dose that mean most people have just become that greedy and have come to feel that they are intitled to whatever they want? I remember my grandfathers and other old schoolers teaching how to get a date, how to tre

4:23am Tuesday, September 22
The only one 100% undeniable truth in Life is that it is going to end. In all of time, no one has ever established proof that we get a second chance, NO proof in an after-life, NO opportunity to make an ammendment to the life we leave behind. As the old saying goes, "make hay while the sun shines." So that when the sun does finally set on your life, the one opportunity you get, you can die having actually lived. If you spend your life clammed up in your room, get outside and see the world you have the privilege to live in. If you are an "outdoorsy" type. Go home and open a book once in a while and learn about the joys of just doing nothing. What I'm saying is don't do something, do everything. Live. If you are the type of person that gets their feelings hurt everytime someone doesn't like you... Well, grow up. You are the only one who has a say in what YOU think about YOURSELF. If you are the type of person that feels you're better than anyone else, well Fuck You. Nothing in this wor

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The Amulet **warning Not For Faint Hearted**
The princess rode upon a white steed whose harness was adorned with bright silver metal buckles and bells that rang with the colors of autumn. Her youthful face and jet black hair turned many a head as she flew swiftly upon her urgent rendevous. It was only a closer look which displayed her look of fear. The magic serpent amulet wrapped about her forearm glowed a soft red color. She remembered the demon spawn that had required she wear it those many, long years ago. Now the day of reckoning had arrived so she rode in fear and loathing in anticipation of the demon's touch. The amulet had slowly burned her forearm with its intense heat that only burned the more as the time of placing her body before the demon approached. She could smell her burned hairs and skin under her amulet...she rode rapidly to the place of reckoning. As she approached the cliff face and cave of the demon, she could feel its lust for her. It began as a heat between her thighs..the odor of decayed flesh told of t

Amusings Of A Drunkard
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Amusment At Work
I am such a smartass at work. The company I do order entry/ customer service for does engraving, screen printing and digital printing. We’re a supplier who sell only to distributors who then sell it to the end user. My job is to take orders as they are faxed in, match them up with proper artwork and name lists and determine if I now have all the information to be able to produce the order. Once that’s done I have it to one of my coworkers to continue or write it up for them if they are busy. Most of the time I don’t’ get everything I need to proceed so we all do a lot of guesswork. And many times if they mess up on something it’s our fault. In the front office our days are usually full of angry customers or just difficult customers. It’s stressful and much swearing and beating of desks is often heard. So I decided to make people laugh. I’m creating a religion based on Badges. I have a psalm, 4 commandments and now the beginning of “Genesis”. Everytime I writ

$20.00~a Must Read!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our

*77 A Must Know
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Amusement From 2 Years Ago...
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Amused
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Amusement Park
We decided to go to the carnival on the boardwalk to enjoy the day. We road the rides, ate the funnel cakes, got our weight guesses, saw the sideshows and then I wanted to win you a bear form the Strongest Man game. I take my first crack at and get it up halfway. Jeers from the Carney man and a smile from you. The wind picks up as I take my second swing. Bang, almost to the top. More cheers and jeer, and One last BIG swing. PING! I got you the biggest bear. By now the winds are moving and the sky has darkened. We were in the back of the boardwalk, about a mile from our car. We started walking, my shirt up like a tent over us. We mane it about a 3rd of the way when the storm increased intensity. I looked over and there is a space between 2 closed attractions with a cover. I stear you into the area, which is tight for you me and the bear. You are shivering, so I wrap my arms around you to warm you up. As I do, my hand grazes over your brea

Amuse Me
So it's a sunny Friday afternoon and I'm having trouble staying focused. So to pass the time, here's a challenge: Amuse me. Tell a funny story Bitch about your boss Flash me Share your favorite picture or graphic Find me a tattoo design (Celtic art) Use your imagination. I'll comment bomb contributors.

Amusing Aim Convos
hockeyroc95: i heard man on fire is really bloody Christopher24316: yeah Christopher24316: it was awesome though Christopher24316: i saw it with a girl Christopher24316: and she loved it too hockeyroc95: woah a GIRL Christopher24316: i knew you'd make a comment hockeyroc95: haha hockeyroc95: this girl sounds like some sort of crazed blood lusting murderer shmeedog320: telling the truth is as hard as my weiner hockeyroc95: i tried smashing one on my forehead like in that fosters ad and i cut my head but i couldnt feel it so it didnt matter Beef Cake 223: you my friend Beef Cake 223: are good Beef Cake 223: in bed CHR15T0PH3R UK: so i hear CHR15T0PH3R UK: but you wouldn't know CHR15T0PH3R UK: you must be thinking about that time we did it in your dreams Beef Cake 223: hahaha Beef Cake 223: of course Beef Cake 223: no wonder i woke up in something sticky CHR15T0PH3R UK: what did you do on your bday hockeyroc95: i went to this restaurant 2 of my friends work a

Amusement Park
You and your girlfriend are at an amusement park. All of a sudden she gets this devilish gleam in her eye and pulls you toward the biggest rollercoaster they have in the park, which isn't really too spectacular but it goes underground. The line isn't very long because there's a slight mist coming down and everybody is either running for the exit or the snack building. You both climb onto the back seat of the ride. The ride starts to move and she whispers into your ear, "I want to have sex on this ride." Your jaw drops and you look at her stunned and ask, "How are we going to do that?" "Very carefully, watch." She pulls her shorts down then carefully pulls your erection out of your pants. She then wiggles her way onto your lap, the lap guard pushing the two of you closer together. You reach down and help her slide your erection into her just as the ride starts to climb a big hill. She rocks her hips back and forth as the gravity from the ride plasters her body against yours. The ride ge

Amusement Of A Sinner
"Amusement of a Sinner" Lt. JG Faylin McAlister Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. — Author: Oscar Wilde --------------------- It had been a morning like any other, yet as she peered out of her heavy eyelids, the headache assaulted her head and teased her with memories of what a head felt like free of pain. Moaning slightly, her eyebrows instantly hardened into a downward position. Cementing her features into a scowl, McAlister knew that she needed coffee. Black and strong, much like her taste in Klingons. Pulling herself into an upright position, she glanced backwards, noting Steven's sleeping form and huffed out a breath of frustration towards him. Standing and wrapping the silk robe around herself, she immediately puffed it out around her as she stepped into the other room. Her opinion at herself was apparent as the snobbish look peeked out through the angered one that graced her features. Eight ounces of warm goodness in her belly, she st

Amusing!
I was getting ready to put my Silverstein CD in the CD player at work. I pushed the button and the tray slid out. I go into my CD case and start freaking out cause I can't find it. Disappointed and defeated I decided to just close the tray. Yeah. Silverstein was already in there. O_o

Amusing Diversion
You are aroused by fortune cookies 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com Laureth -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Laureth's sexual nickname: "She-bop" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Laureth will go to jail for ... Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com And because I'm me: A matching pair of wtf? giggles :)

Amuse Me And Fill This Out
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19

90# A Must Read!!
This was forwarded to me and I did not check with any phone companies to see how authentic it might me. Thought others might be interested. Paul > >PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW > >I received a telephone call last evening from an >individual identifying himself as an AT&T Service >Technician (could also be Telus) who was conducting A >test on the telephone lines. He stated that to >complete the test I should touch nine(9), zero(0), the >pound sign (#), and then hang up. Luckily, I was >suspicious and refused. > >Upon contacting the telephone company, I was informed >that by pushing 90#, you give the requesting >individual full access to your telephone line, which >enables them to place long distance calls billed to >your home phone number. > >I was further informed that this scam has been >originating from many local jails/prisons > >DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. > >The GTE Security Department requested that I share >this information with EVERYONE I KNOW.

Amusing Myself To Tears...
bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be nasty use your toung to make it tasty.... roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour...... Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!......... Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply.......... Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream...... Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid........ roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine......... roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed.....

Amused By The Weather ~
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal!

Amused To Death - Roger Waters
Doctor Doctor what is wrong with me This supermarket life is getting long What is the heart life of a colour TV What is the shelf life of a teenage queen Ooh western woman Ooh western girl News hound sniffs the air When Jessica Hahn goes down He latches on to that symbol of detachment Attracted by the peeling away of feeling The celebrity of the abused shell the belle Ooh western woman Ooh western girl And the children of Melrose Strut their stuff Is absolute zero cold enough And out in the valley warm and clean The little ones sit by their TV screens No thoughts to think No tears to cry All sucked dry Down to the very last breath Bartender what is wrong with me? Why am I so out of breath? The captain said excuse me ma'am This species has amused itself to death Amused itself to death Amused itself to death We watched the tragedy unfold We did as we were told We bought and sold It was the greatest show on earth But then it

Amusing Rant
** Again...I did not write this. I found it in my e-mail. I do not know who wrote it, but it cracked me up! ** After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John McCain for President. I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I should vote for. We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words "money" and "special interests" come to mind, among many others. Here's the way I see it: Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois , which has a long and rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed a child of that system. You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL t

Amusing To An Extent
I always find it amusing how guys can say how they don't like the "games" females play.... excuse me?? You're kidding right???? Cause if/when we try not to and just be straight with you, you lose interest. It's all about the chase and game of it for you. Yeah, I'm sure there are females out there just as bad, but when it comes to this, you guys win hands down. All the sweet talk is enough to give someone a stomach ache. Lord knows I have one. So guys, cut the crap. The game is what you live for. Without it, you don't know what the hell to do. The female tries to cut through it and say what she is feeling, and you're all thumbs. Stop trying to tell us what you think we want to hear or what you think is the best to say to get what you want at the moment. Cause let's face it, it all boils down to the same thing...u wanna get laid or see something NSFW. So cut the crap. And if she says no, don't get all pissy...move on. There are PLENTY of others who will either say yes, or

The Amusing Line Of The Day :
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Amusement And Disgust
It amuses me when: -People get so mad because you don't respond to them. Sometimes I'm busy and it takes a bit for me to respond. But after I've seen you shout me several times I just lose all interest in speaking to you. My world does not revolve around speaking to you and only you. -The same people keep popping up in my shout box begging me to bomb them. ESPECIALLY when they do it more then once during a bombing or beg you to bomb them after you've already bombed them. Way to be a point whore. -People get caught up in what people think of them in the cyber world. At the end of the day I couldn't give a shit if you like me or not. I turn off my pc and you all disappear. Thats not to say that I don't like people online. If you don't notice someone hasn't been online in a week then they don't really matter. If they've been gone and you don't bother dropping them a message to let them know you've noticed and wanted to make sure everything was ok (and that you were actually

Amusing At Best
Decided to look through the mumm's today and had to laugh. People so hung up on proper spelling. And when you look at their comments back to the mummer, they are no better. Some seem to forget that when your in a chat and its text. People take short cuts in typing. Kinda like short hand. I say so long as you can understand what the person is saying, is all that matters. Well at least to me any how. Then I notice how some are calling someone down on their looks and apperance. Again, they really need to take a hard look at them selfs cause seriously, YOUR NOT ALL THAT!! So get over your self. I dont find a need to put peeps down, cause it shows just how rude and ignorant you are. But I guess some enjoy, showing their true colours. Just rude ass peeps looking for attention. Welp thats my views for today, dont like it ..tough shit!!!

Amusement Parks And Carnivals
Amusement Parks and Carnivals As settings for dreams, these are ambiguous places. It seems as though amusement parks often include elements that we consider to be the best and worst in life. Many of us have enjoyed these places tremendously, but have also seen, smelled, or actually experienced the consequences of overdoing it: vomiting. Carnivals also include a very wonderful or frightening collection of personalities. These personalities may intimidate us at times. Sometimes the fright comes from a figure we love, such as a parent who doesn't really enjoy the carnival, but endures it for the children. Eventually, the illusion of the idyllic family outing is transformed to an angry scene. Who are you with in the carnival and how do you experience the time there? Finally, carnivals are full of out-of-control experiences. Being out of control can be ecstatic and wonderful. In these instances it may remind us of a sexual experience. However, it can be terrifying to people with fai

Amusing Anecdote
As I was spelling my last name for the guy with the insurance company earlier I almost said: "p" as in penis but opted to go with pineapple instead. But it did in fact come out of my mouth sounding like "peeeen-apple" I rotflmao on the inside.

Amusing Email...
from: PeteDraper Carbondale, IL subject: You made me gay! received: 03/4/2012 10:46 pm replied: no block this member I know you get this ALL THE TIME, and I'm sorry if I'm like the millionth person to tell you this today, but you are soooo effing gorgeous lol. Let me put it into perspective for you. I was sucking my cock looking at your pics when suddenly, without warning, I jizzed all over my face and in my mouth. So thanks for giving me the gayest moment of my life! It is really embarrassing, but I just had to tell you about this testament to your beauty lol

Amusing First Rawr
I'm a tad annoyed at a few extended family members in the way they conduct themselves. However at the same time I'm distracted easily and it's late so I'll rant for real later. There's some spiced rum and rootbeer with my name on it and watching some =3 for my amusement. Lotsa love, Yumi

***a Must Read***
A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smokinghis cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into theair and said:'God, that's for you.'He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in ahorrible manner.The man who built the TitanicAfter the construction of Titanic, a reporterasked him how safe the Titanic would be.With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God cansink it'The result: I think you all know what happenedto the TitanicMarilyn Monroe (Actress)She was visited by Billy Graham during apresentation of a show.He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preachto her.After hearing what the Preacher had to say, shesaid:'I don't need your Jesus'.A week later, she was found dead in herapartmentBon Scott (Singer)The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his1979 songs he sang:'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way,down the highway to hell'.On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott wasfound dead, he had been choked by his ownvomit.Campinas (IN 2005)In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk,went to pick

Amvs In Stash Are Mine
All the AMVs that I posted are ones I created myself. There is one that I didnt add because there was some nudity in it and I think that breaks the no NSFW rule for the stash. If you would like to see it, just go to youtube.com and look for Shiirow.

4 Am Wake Up Call
Brick by brick it crumbles My world is falling apart Screwing with emotions Fucking with my heart 4am it calls me Wakes me from my sleep Every hurt showing face Causes me to weep First I want to run Then I try to hide My mind is sinking further To the darker side My feet resting on The edge of all my pain My tears begin to fall Like the summers rain I’m screaming on inside Can’t your hear my cries As I focus on the hurt The loneliness and lies Trapped within my emotions Shutting everyone out If I’ll ever recover It still shows some doubt 4 a.m. wake ups As my world falls apart Has screwed my emotions And tore up my heart.

3am Wake Up!
Damn it all to hell! Wtf does there need to be drama? First i'm told that "so-and-so" isn't really single. he's seeing someone else... first off who the hell are you and why the fuck are you up in my business? second... goingout on a few dates does not make anyone anyone's property. I don't give a fuck who else they date just don't fucking lie to me. if i ask a question i want a straight answer. I might be a tad bit too trusting but damnit that is who i am. you want my honest opinion? people generally have 3 chances with me. I don't care if I'm totally in love with you or you're just an acquaintance. you screw up and waste your chances, you are done. i don't want you in my life again. I prize loyalty and honesty above almost everything else. if you can't give me that then dont bother. I don't appreciate being hurt or used so careful which side you choose to be on! tyvm now stop spreading lies.

Amw--doing A Great Job
Big Ripoff: Con Man Contractor Gets Away With Millions Almost everybody has a story about a bad contractor. But this Saturday night, we'll tell you about a home repair guy so terrible that he’s become one of America's Most Wanted. AMW producer Pete Gillespie reports that Craig Oliver took ripping people off to a new level. He’s admitted to running out on 68 contracts since the mid-1980's, pocketing more than $2.5 million from unsuspecting Washington, D.C., area homeowners. But it didn't stop there. The men Oliver hired to do the work got the short end of the stick, too. "He burned bridges with so many workers," Pete says, "it's amazing it took this long for them to run him out of town." Pete worked in the construction business himself before becoming a television producer, and he knows first-hand that every once in a while, you come across a shark. "This case really hits home for me," he says. "I ran into a few Craig Oliver-types over the years. It's a joy to go after a guy l

Am Well Chuffed
I have been working realy hard at the moment.. To get the look i want. And eventually im getting there.. I have a perfect 38 c bust .And i size fourteen waist. with a tight bum.. Watch my photos .. I will be posting new ones eventually xx

2 Am ...we Need To Just Breath
this song has stuck in my mind all day.. having had many a sleepless night with so many conflicting emotions with in myself, between my heart and my head... Lady victoria reminded me that we all take breathing for granted..and we forget to stop...and BREATH deep cleansing breaths to let our hearts and minds and spirits calm down and be renewed again... i hope my friends enjoy the way i see things and i hope i help u all in my own little way. HUGS ANNA NALICK LYRICS "Breathe (2 AM)" 2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your

Amw Insider
**Not sure if this will show all the graphics and stuff..if not I'll repost it later..or fix it later ** ================= The Ponytail Bandit Illegally Blonde! Have you noticed the recent trend of bizarre bank robberies? Since last October, we've seen a lot of off-the-wall crooks here at AMW, like a teenage girl with a cell phone, New Jersey's "Mad Hatter" and Barbie Bandits in Georgia -- all robbing banks. Now, we've got a new one on our hands. Police are calling her the Ponytail Bandit. The FBI says it started last month when a seemingly-innocent 20-something strolled into an Austin, Texas bank. But her intentions became clear when she handed the teller a note demanding $20, $50, and $100 bills. She earned her nickname by wearing a baseball cap that partially covers her trademark - a blonde ponytail. Cops say the Austin heist wasn't an isolated incident. They think the crooked co-ed may have been responsible for holdups in California and Washington State as well. T

12-20-2006 4:37 Am Wow An Early Night Ha Ha
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. I read this quote earlier in the evening... could it be true... I am not one to fall in love often, in fact I can only think of one time my entire life that I have been in love... but it seems that when I do I fall hard and fast... is this wrong of me... Is it wrong of me to fall so fast...I must work this out so bare with me... I have met someone pretty damn incredible... wow... I spoke with him on the phone for three hours tonight and I was sad to say goodnight... we agreed, that we are on the same level... we have the same types of thoughts, we think about the same things, and the funny thing is they arent normal thoughts... they are the type of thoughts that really do make sense, but most people just dont understand... the things that keep me awake at night are on his mind also... and we can pretty much complete each others sentences... its

Am Wondering How Many A Person Can Get, Even When Things Are Being Done Correctly, Before One Gets Kicked Of Without Warning???
One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of CherryTAP policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. I have received this twice now on pictures that I already had marked NSFW and placed in the naughty file...So, My response to the CT staff... For CT information all the pictures that CT staff is informing me about, which are NSFW, have already been placed in a NSFW file since I placed them on CT..So why am I receiving notices that these are NSFW when they are already marked NSFW? I am wondering about this issue as it has already been d

12:07am, Working Girl Number 7 Appears!
I'll keep this one short and simple. Since I already ranted about these girls. But this blog will explain to you why working girls ARE working girls. Well... semi-prove... mildly. A chuckle in the least. I add her. *wont use names* WG: hello baby Panda: Hello. WG: how are you today baby/ WG: ? Panda: Great thank you, and yourself? WG: im feeling realllly good. do you wanna see me? Panda: Hm? WG: i got some toys under my bed that i want to use... do you wanna see Panda: Sure... but what's the catch? WG: catch? huh? Are you saying that i am a catch? Panda: ...It means that... you are offering me something... in exchange for me to give you something in return... WG: oh... ummm... well i have a one day free promo code that will let you see me play. _________________________________________________ ...I just blocked her after that. If there is anything that turns me off more than anything in life is a dummy. Oh my... I can see why she'd be t

Am Worrie
I just talked with him for a lil bit today....cuz he said he was not ok and was going to hospital...but he is so confused that he said the nurse said to him that he could have a stroke or something........n now i have no idea whats going on with the cowboy :-(...damn it...hope he gets well soon.

Amy
Amy Lee's growing pains 10/12/2006 4:26 PM, AP Every girl goes through it — the messy task of emerging from her awkward teen years and navigating the complex waters of romance while figuring out what to be when she grows up. But very few do it as publicly as Amy Lee, lead singer of the goth-rock band Evanescence. Lee was just 19 when she signed her first record contract, and barely 21 when the band's major-label debut, "Fallen," flew up the charts in 2003. The album, co-written by Lee and (now ex-boyfriend) Ben Moody, connected with fans across the globe and netted the band two Grammy awards, including best new artist. Its hard-driving mix of brooding, spiritually-tinged darkness and dramatic classical orchestration offered fans a window into Lee's psyche. Or so many of them thought. "Everyone knows a lot about me without actually knowing me at all," says Lee, now 24. Her celebrity status as a singer of edgy songs left her surrounded by teenage fans in search of

Amy
In front of my eyes,There this beauty sat.I could tell by her eyes,Where her mind was at. To pick her up ,And carry her away.To lie with her,To the next day. Holding on to each other,Through the night we would.During all the night,As often as I could. Then each time into her eyes,There I would stare.Then once again,I would take her there.

Amy And Alex's Enema Story
ENEMA STORIES This is Amy and my best friend at the time was Alex. I guess it all started the first time we played we were sitting in my room and started playing a sexual version 5 card poker. We started off by just flashing a body part and maybe touching a area. Then we built up so that each time we would make the loser do something dirty to the winner like oral play or use a ice cube. We kept stepping the game up and it was fun for a while but it got boring. One day when we were going to play the game Amy showed up with this bag. She said it was a surprise but that the loser was going to have to use it. She wouldn't tell us what it was and we couldn't figure it out. Finally we played the game I didn't win or lose the first game which at the time was a relief because she opened the Walgreen's bag and pulled out a box. Inside the box was something I had never seen before it was a enema/douche kit. I had heard of a enema but had no idea what it really was. Amy was the winner s

Amy, Amy
Amy, Amy You're such a whore The things you do, man they should be outlawed Mess him up till he's drained to the core makes me wonder what he's staying for Amy, Amy You're such a bitch If you'd kept your legs closed you wouldn't be in this sitch He gave you his love and you treat him like this All he wanted was for you to have his kids Honestly, I can't see why he got hooked on you It should be a crime, you doing the things you do

Amy Black
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Amy Fisher Caught On Tape - Available Now! Woo Hoo!
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Amy - Fantasy Fuck
Hi! My name is Jim and I would like to tell you about my fantasy. It involves my co-worker Amy. But first a little back ground to my story. Amy is a good looking woman. Definitely not one you would refuse admission to your bed. Amy and I have known each other for several years. But only recently has she begun working in the office where I work. She has a friendly outgoing personality, always greeting everyone with a friendly "Hello!" and a beautiful smile. On several occasions we've had opportunity for friendly conversation which almost always includes comments which can be taken with a sexual connotation. Some times I think there may be a little interest on her part but I've not taken any steps to find out because it might be just innocent flirting. She generally is pretty conservative in her dress, but has a few outfits that reveal her physical assets and cause me to loose my concentration every time she walks by. Enough! Let's get on to my fantasy. It begins like this. Thi

Amy Fisher Lesbian
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10 Amy Facts
1. I have brown eyes but when I'm angry or in any "extreme emotion" they turn black like little black jelly beans. I also give "dirty looks" without knowing it, and I might not be even thinking anything bad about someone, just thinking about stuff. It's been a pain in my butt ever since I can remember because people are always thinking I'm angry when I'm not. 2. I have to sleep with a fan on or some noise in the background. I prefer a fan, even in the winter because I like the noise and the air. I like to bundle up in the blankets. 3. I hate overbearing and rude, demanding people. I happened to live with a very overbearing hubby which drove me insane alot! I hate being bossed or rudely TOLD what to do like I'm 5. If you were to ask me nicely for a kidney, I'd gladly give it to you but if you were to demand that I give you 5 cents, you can blow it out your ass. 4.I can NOT stand clutter or messiness, it makes me in a bad mood and I feel like its closing in on me. (that was

Amy Has Be Put Behind Bars Lol
EARLIER TODAY AMY CAME OVER TO MY CASTLE WHERE I HAVE LINDA IN A COLD DARK CELL. AMY THOUGHT SHE WOULD COME OVER AND SPANK MY ASS, WHICH SHE DID MANAGE TO DO JUST THE ONCE, BUT AS SHE TRIED TO SPANK ME A SECOND TIME I GRABBED HER WRIST AND SLAPPED THE CUFFS ON HER. SO NOW I HAVE AMY BEHIND BARS AND SHE IS NOT GETTING OUT UNTIL EVERYONE STOPS SPANKING ME. LOL

Amy Hempel
Seems like I don't do that many book blogs, cos I read so many comics and magazines and internets these days that my previous devotion to actual books has kinda gotten lost. But I do always have one on the go, and last night I finished this one that my homeboy ZombieMonkey turned me onto. And yeah, the woman's a formidable writer (Amy Hempel, I can't speak for Zombie Monkey). I struggle with the short story form - I ain't the brightest guy, and where a novel has the luxury of space and time to get its ideas across, a good short story is a well-crafted concentrated hit (much like a smaller painting isn't less work than a big one, and often the detail is that much finer), and as such, usually way over my head. But I can still enjoy the craft, and this is as well-crafted a collection of writing as you'll find anywhere. Moving, funny, thought-provoking, and exquisite in its composition. When I was a kid, I used to want to be a writer, but it's work like this that makes remember not t

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Amy Lee With Seether Broken
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Amy's Addiction
Amy's Addiction by Hudson © Amy paced back and forth across her bedroom floor stopping every now and then to dig her toes into the deep pile carpet. How could they mix my order up she thought, Amy had taken months to finally build up enough courage to mail order a vibrator and when it arrived they had sent the wrong one, she had spent hours scanning the catalogue over and over again trying to decide what shape, colour size etc and when it finally arrives after weeks of waiting, to Amy's disgust the package contained a product nothing like she had ordered. Amy picked up the phone dialed the mail order companies number and then hung up, she repeated the process another five times through out the morning. Amy was a shy reserved type of person and causing trouble was something she tried to avoid at all costs, in fact purchasing a sex toy was not in her character. Amy would have not let the thought cross her mind, it was her best friend Sandra's idea. Amy could hear Sandra's voice r

Amy's Double Dildo Delight
Amy's Double Dildo Delight by Hudson © Wooldridge markets mystified Amy; her Mother used to take her there every weekend, now Amy visited a couple of times a year. When Amy was a child, visiting the markets was like an excursion to the circus, the stall holders all seemed descendants of Gypsies with scruffy hair, earrings of all shapes and sizes dangling from their ears and bright and wonderful clothing, the smell of incense filled the air along with the delicate sounds of wind chimes hanging from the stalls. Most of the items for sale where trashy and could easily be found at a garage sale for half the price, though every now and then you could find something interesting and on the rare occasion a bargain. It was the atmosphere that attracted Amy, she seldom purchased anything, and when she did it was always a dried bunch of colourful posies as she did as a child. The stalls and the shops never changed much, yet every now and then Amy would discover a new quaint place and spen

Amy's Seduction
Amy's Seduction by Hudson © Amy hated the weekends, ever since Jeff left. As each one arrived filling the void became harder and harder. Why did he have to leave? Did he lie to me when I asked if there was someone else? What did I do wrong? Those thoughts ran through her mind consistently. Saturday morning arrived too soon for Amy, she had stopped taking the phone off the hook as her friends had stopped calling her months ago. She had obliged the invites to the "we feel sorry for you dinners," and awkwardly declined the blind dates they had set up, she knew they were trying to help ease the pain, wallowing in self pity is only taken for so long no matter how close the friendship she thought. Amy disliked the suffering he has caused her the discomfort and sick feeling that sat deep within her stomach, Jeff was the first real man who had broken her heart, a man who intensely loved her, fulfilled her desires, wants and needs. One day she came home and he was gone all his stuff

Amy's Guide To Public Bathrooms
OK so I work most of my week sooo I use that damn public work bathroom. I hav eput together soem survival tips: 1. DON'T SIT NEXT TO SOME ONE ESP IF THEY HAVE BEEN THERE A WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO SHIT! 2. Don't Shit while only 1 other person is in the bathroom.. they will know its you! 3. If you must Shit try to make it quiet, wait until 2 other people are in there so they could think it was each other, or hold it until every one leaves. 4. ALWAYS FLUSH 5. DON'T EVER LOOK IN THE DAMN STALL THORUGH THAT CRACK IT'S FUCKIN CREEEPY OK. 6. Always wash ur hands. 7. Don't be the dumbass that uses a paper towel to open the fuckin door when you haven't washed ur hands. What the soap residue on everyone else's hands who actaully pratcice good hygene is worse the your ass/twat juice? 8. NEVER bring food into the bathroom. Poop and soup don't mix... well I am sure they would if you got a whisk but thats just nastey. 9. Always check to see if the person before you made

Amy's Lesson On Euthanasia
ok Euthanasia i think we should euthanize all the old dirty chat men who im you with shit like they are better because they are older and futher more decide to TELL YOU HOW ewww oi dun wann hear about a guy my dads age or older tieign me down to a bed and doing icky things thats just wrong.. i think .. we should just euthanize them put them out of our mistery i mean they are a menace to society who wants there grandfather tellin them they wanna slap there ass and ask whos ur daddy uhh not you u geriatric over worked undersexed pervert tell grand ma to give it up.. damnit leave us alone go and date people ur own age like at the grave yard.. oo opps thats where you belong and WILL GOO WHEN I euthanize YOUR ASS LOL hahaha.. so ya i think euthanasia is the answer.. to DIRTY OLD MEN

Amy's Lesson On Euthanasia Cont.
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Amy's Lesson On Skinny Girls
unhwildkitten: u'd be amazed unhwildkitten: sum of thsoe skinny girls re durable unhwildkitten: i'd be scared to getinto a fight witah skinny bitch unhwildkitten: they viscoise unhwildkitten: they fight cuz they hungry unhwildkitten: they get all animal insticnt on ur ass unhwildkitten: ya unhwildkitten: i never unhwildkitten: go near food when a skinny girl is around unhwildkitten: i value my hands unhwildkitten: not that fta bitches are scarey unhwildkitten: they eat cuz tehy wanna unhwildkitten: and thats most of teh time unhwildkitten: ukeep all arms legs hands etc unhwildkitten: away form teh table when they eat unhwildkitten: they just keep grabbign shit unhwildkitten: if its your shit unhwildkitten: they dun care unhwildkitten: u scream unhwildkitten: they chew louder unhwildkitten: like cows chewing cud unhwildkitten: i am one unhwildkitten: and damn unhwildkitten: i dunno where my friend went unhwildkitten: but one day she was with me when iw as hungry

Amy's Lesson For Kids Movies
ok so i am at the movies today took my sis to see HARRY POTTER so we wait like an hour cuz the shows that were near when we got there of course sold out its the 1st weekend thats fine so we wait and finally get in and sit down get ok seats but picked them carefully cuz i knew it was gonna be a full house so we sit and this really nice couple with 2 kids trie ot fidn seats.. i offer the ones next to me so the father took 2 kids and the mom sat next to us for l iek 3 mins cuz this old lady mind u by her self has a problem with the kids sittin next to her its like what the hell lady ur alone in a fuckin kids movie the first fuckin weekend its out u saw teh 2 b4 were sold out what do u think all the geriatrics come out to play and watch harry potter on sunday so ya she gets all bitchy and gets up and asks the people infront of me if a seat is taken and sits there i wanted to put my gum in her hair grr PEOPLE UR AT A FUCKIN KIDS MOVIE THERE ARE GONAN BE KIDS WAIT AND BUY IT IF YOU DUN WANNA

Amy's Plumbing Is Broke
Amy's Plumbing is Broke by amy_lynn © Amy rubbed her arm through her shirt. This was going to be another long night, she could tell. "Amy, could you give me hand over here?" John yelled out from the bathroom, "It's a real mess." Amy walked over to the door and looked in. It was a real mess indeed, water lay everywhere, all over her rug and clothes, seeping into the carpet by her feet. "I'll spare you the gory details, but suffice to say, this was really bad Amy," John handed her a bunch of wet towels. "Can you get me some more?" Amy walked away, the cold water of the towels sopping into her shirt. She knew it was bad, but she didn't know what to do about it, the plumbing always clogged on her. Why did he have to be so mean about it? She dropped the towels down the chute and grabbed another handful. "How many do you need?" she enquired. She waited, he didn't answer. Was he that mad at her? She grabbed a bunch so he wouldn't get even more angry. "Here," she h

Amy's Illicit Desires
Amy's Illicit Desires by Big Gunz © Amy had wanted Jack since the moment she had met him. Even though he was dating Julia, one of her best friends, and regardless of the fact that she too had a boyfriend, for as long as she had known him, she had secretly lusted for him. There was just something about him that she could not get out of her head. He was a good looking guy, taller than her boyfriend Pete, but not quite as muscular, and certainly not as nice. Quite the opposite actually, as he usually came off as a bit of an asshole when people first met him. Still, there was a certain something about him that stirred something within her. At first she tried to push her dirty thoughts of her friend's man out of her mind, passing them off as a sort of taboo fantasy, lusting after someone you should not, and certainly would not, ever have. But as time progressed, she found it harder and harder to keep her illicit desires suppressed in the back of her dirty little head. To add to Amy's

Amy's Seduction
Amy's Seduction by rich0524© Amy was in a quandary about what to do with Thomas, her longtime boyfriend. After three years of an on and off relationship, he had asked her to marry him. Several times during that time, they had drifted apart and dated other people, but always seemed to find each other again. She liked him and they were comfortable together, but he was such a geek. She was a brunette, with large brown eyes and a beautiful smile. She didn't have an hour glass figure, but all the curves were in the right place. At 24, she wanted to marry and begin a family. Her problem at the moment was her feelings for Thomas. Liking someone wasn't the same as love, and starting a family under those conditions didn't appeal to her. Amy knew Thomas loved her and would provide security while being a good husband and father. That was another thing she was unsure of. He was only the second man she had made love to. The first was too painful to remember and making love to Thomas wasn't

Amy's Confession
Amy's Confession by truelifeconfessions © Hi, my name is Amy, I'm 19 and live in Surrey in the UK. I love sex and I just love reading about dirty things that other people have done. A while back I found a site on the internet all about people's confessions, all the naughty things that they had got up to. It really turned me on and I was pretty soon adding some of my own kinky confessions too, what a slut I am! I chatted to some of the other girls who were putting up stuff, sexySarah and sexybabe and their stories about girl on girl. I was thinking more and more about girl on girl sex and it was turning me on thinking about it. I had been doing other stuff with Andy and Lee that I had written about but I was obsessed with what I'd read from these girls, so.. My friend Lisa is well fit, all the boys fancy her, she has the best body of all the girls, she doesn't know about Andy, she just thinks that I am with Lee. As far as I thought she wasn't bi at all, we only ever talked ab

Amy's Filthy Phone Call
Amy's Filthy Phone Call by Big Gunz © ...a continuation of "Amy's Illicit Desires"... Amy still struggled to believe what had happened after the wedding a few weeks ago. Stuck as the third wheel sharing a hotel room with her friend Julia and her boyfriend Jack, after her own boyfriend Pete had to bail on the wedding because of work, she could not have imagined in her wildest dreams how the evening would turn out. After consuming way to much alcohol at the reception, Julia ended up sick and passed out on the hotel bathroom floor, leaving Amy, tipsy herself, alone to share a bed with Jack. She had wanted him since the moment she had met him, even though he was dating one of her best friends, and regardless of the fact that she too had a boyfriend. For months she had constantly fantasized about him, even picturing him while making love to her boyfriend, and then to her surprise and delight, she ended up next to him in bed wearing only a t-shirt and panties. Caught up in a wave

Amy's Date
Well, where to start. We went to the wing place but the wait was more than 30 minutes so we went down the road to a sports bar. We didn't get there till after 8. We ate then sat and talked till 11pm. He took my back to my car and we sat in his car and talked and had tickle fights until 1:30ish. THEN he finally kissed me. It was super! I swear I felt like I was in high school all over again. We kissed for just a little while, he felt my bewbies, LOL. Then he walked me over to my truck and he smacked my ass! haha. I told him he missed and he better do it again. He was such a sweetie. It was actually a HUGE turn-on for him not to be a horndog. I'm so used to guys being pigs, it was great to meet one that wasn't. I think I'm still smiling. When he kissed me he gave me a quick peck, being funny. And I looked at him and said, "That's all I get?" Then he busted out the making out kissing. It was SUPER. This was so funny. He copped a feel earlier when he was tickling me and I teased him abo

Amy's World
Just a random blog about some happenings in my world. So I was going to run my autos on Friday and use the last bomb I have so that I would level. I wanted to level on Friday because I knew my VIP expired over the weekend. After I leveled and my VIP expired I was going to take a break from this place. But it seems fate threw me a curveball and made me take a mini break now because my internet is out at home. Needless to say I'm kind of sad. I miss the VIP only because I have pictures I want to upload. Yeah, I know I'm lame. I don't think the internet god's want me to make it to Oracle. haha. So I think I'll just continue on my mini break. I want to say thank you to those of you who contacted me outside of fubar since I've been without internet. Also, those of you who left me comments, photo rates and comments, and gifts. I truly do love my friends on here. You all keep me from signing off permanently. Yesterday at work I went to go pick something up off the ground as we wer

Amy's Rant For Today
I'm going to rant. You're going to think I'm a bitch. Oh well. I'm sick and damn tired of trying to reach out to friends and be kind just to get ignored or disrespected in return. If someone is kind enough to be concerned for your well being then don't be a total douchebag to them. This goes for online and offline friendships. I'm sick and damn tired of the woe is me people. They think it's the end of the world when one little thing goes wrong. I can bet you that 9.9 chances out of 10 I can find at least one person who has it rougher than you. So get over it, move on, and become a better person because of it. Yes, you have permission to quote this to me when I start to get emo about things. I'm sick and damn tired of people lying to me about the most petty things. I was NOT born yesterday. I can see you change your status, leave people comments, and other things. So don't lie to me and tell me you weren't online or you weren't sitting at your computer when I sent the SB message or

Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own
All I can ever be to you, Is a darkness that we knew, And this regret I had to get accustomed to, Once it was so right, When we were at our high, Waiting for you in the hotel at night, I knew I hadn't met my match, But every moment we could snatch, I don't know why I got so attached, It's my responsibility, And you don't owe nothing to me, But to walk away I have no capacity He walks away, The sun goes down, He takes the day but I'm grown, And in this grey, in this blue shade My tears dry on their own, I don't understand, Why do I stress A man, When there's so many better things at hand, We could a never had it all, We had to hit a wall, So this is inevitable withdrawal, Even if I stop wanting you, A Perspective pushes through, I'll be some next man's other woman soon, I shouldn't play myself again, I should just be my own best friend, Not fuck myself in the head with stupid men, He walks away, The sun goes down, He takes the day but I'm grown, A

Amy Winehouse-f**k Me Pumps
When you walk in the bar, And you dressed like a star, Rockin' your F me pumps. And the men notice you, With your Gucci bag crew, Can't tell who he's lookin' to. Cuz you all look the same, Everyone knows your name, And that's you whole claim to fame. Never miss a night, Cuz your dream in life, Is to be a footballers wife. You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire. You don't like ballers, They don't do nothing for ya, But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller. You're more than a fan, Lookin' for a man, But you end up with one-nights-stands. He could be your whole life, If you got past one night, But that part never goes right. In the morning you're vexed, He's onto the next, And you didn't even get no taste. Don't be too upset, If they call you a skank, Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed. You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a milliona

Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
He left no time to regret, Kept his dick wet, With his same old safe bet. Me & my head high, And my tears dry, Get on without my guy. You went back to what you knew, So far removed From all that we went through. And I tread a troubled track, My odds are stacked, I go back to black. We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to I go back to us I love you much It's not enough You love blow and I love puff And life is like a pipe, And I'm a tired penny rolling up the walls inside. We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to... We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to... Black Black Black Black Black Black Black I go back to... I go back to... We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go ba

Amy Winehouse
amy winehouse looks like a crackwhore... yeah that's all i have to say about that. jesus h christ i'm glad i don't pay attention to celebrities and all that shit too often. please have her sterilized and get her off the blow

Amy Winehouse
What were the execs thinking when she named herself winehouse as a last name? Didn't they get the clue number 1? Clue number 2, her song was no no no. lyrics are, they told me I need to go to rehab I said no no no. Clue number 3, her boyfriend was arrested for selling crack. This was before the big bust that came after. Ending result, Amy is arrested in the big bust along side her boyfriend. At least her cd came out first.

Amy Whinehouse & Alicia Keys!!
Tears Dry on Their Own ====================== by Amy Winehouse ----------------- xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Karma ====== by Alicia Keys --------------- xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx No One ======= by Alicia Keys ==============

Amyy Can Flyy Letting Go Of The Monster !!!!
You won't let me speak outWith my best efforts to make you seeI'm feeling so tied downIncarcerated whilst you pull my teethWhat are you scared ofRegretting the things you might of saidOr is it the monsters clad with razor teethHiding deep beneath your bedIt's a little bit harder when you try so hardIt's a little bit harder when I'm anxious and over thinkAbout this and the things I missWhen you're falling apartIt's a little bit harder you'll seeLetting go of the monster in meNext time I'll try harderMy imperfectionsMaking promises I can't keepI'm sick of these ghostsWith holes in sheets, they keep me from my sleep(They keep me from my sleep)It's a little bit harder when you try so hardIt's

An Amzing Superstar R.i.p Brother
REAL NAME: Chris Benoit BORN: May 21, 1967 Montreal, Quebec 5'10", 220 pounds AKA: The Canadian Crippler, Black Pegasus A graduate of Stu Hart's dungeon, Chris Benoit is one of the best wrestlers in the world at the moment. He's a gifted athlete that loves to take it to the limit, with lots of high-flying moves, convincing brawling and legit technical wrestling. To those of us who watched Benoit grow up in Stampede Wrestling, it is great to see him succeed today. In Stampede, he started as a real skinny kid and grew into a star. Benoit debuted in Stampede in December, 1985 (a tagteam match with Rick Patterson against Karl Moffat and Mike Hammer) and had grown up idolizing the Dynamite Kid, patterning much of his in-ring style after the British legend. His first title came in March, 1986 as he and Ben Bassarab defeated Ron Starr and Wayne Farris (later the Honky Tonk Man) to win the Stampede International Tagteam titles (the first of four reigns for Benoit). Benoit would also b

Anabella , John , Caroline & Roberto Vamp 4
I was waking up with a purr an needing to stretch but it was slow moving tonight. I eased my coffins lid up and floated to the floor gently. I needed to talk to Caroline tonight so I called her in my mind and she responded at once , " I'm on my way now " as the thought came to me at once was a lite tap on my door , " come in Sugar " Did you sleep well ? I asked . Yes but the Master woke me up with a message. We are entertaining tonight with a guest from out of town , Texas or someplace like that . Should prove interesting , Anabella did you notice the new clothes yet ? I kinda looked blank so she pointed to the red velvet chair. It was piled high with dress boxes with ribbons streaming all over. Oh my , did you get too ? Yes only I'm betting different colors and styles. You know how he spoils us , now listen to me a minute . Master wants you to intertain this man and give him what-ever he wants , It's to help get Master something important. This man is very much a V.I.P. Ok lets get r

~an Aching Heart~
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT I FEEL THE PAIN I HAVE IS TOO REAL IT IS SOMETHING I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO FEEL IT GOES SO DEEP INSIDE I CAN NOT BEAR WHAT I FEEL I STRAIN TO BREATH WITH LIFE THE HOLLOW SHELL I HAVE BECOME IS SO NUMB I THINK I MAY NEVER KNOW THAT KIND OF LOVE THE WANTING I HAD FOR YOU IS STILL HERE, BUT WHAT GOOD IS IT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU DID NOT WANT TO BRING ME DOWN AND YET HERE I GO I'M DYING AND THERE IS NOTHING NO ONE CAN DO FOR ME THIS IS A BATTLE I WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ON MY OWN PLEASE GOD GIVE ME PEACE AND SALVATION

~an Act Of Love~
~An Act of Love~ An act of love need not be a gesture great or grand… A smile can work a miracle and show you understand. Being there in time of need transcends the spoken word; A helping hand is simply grand when hearts begin to bleed. A prayer is nothing till it’s heard beyond the highest leaf, But when it’s answered, oh my friend, how strong is our belief! An act of love may simply be a smile, a hug, a kiss… But it’s a joy for all to see when troubles come like this God gives us the gift of faith to share. May we give it to others in the loving spirit in which it was given to us. Sharing is caring.

Anadian Bus In A Shocking Display. Canad
SAN PEDRO SULA, Honduras -- Canadas World Cup dreams were snuffed out in brutal fashion Tuesday as Honduras put them to the sword 8-1 in a do-or-die qualifying match. Its a bitter pill to swallow for a Canadian team that went into the match with its fate in its own hands and the unswerving belief that it deserved to move on. That is until Tuesday, when the wheels came off the Canadian bus in a shocking display. Canada entered the hostile confines of a soldout Estadio Olimpico Metropolitano knowing that a tie or win would be enough to move on to the final round of qualifying in the CONCACAF region, which covers North and Central America and the Caribbean. The Hondurans, looking to please their fans on an extended national holiday, needed a win. Asked if the moment had got to his team, Canadian coach Stephen Hart offered a one-word answer -- "Yes." "Youre supposed to go down all guns blazing, youre supposed to fight," he added. "Youre supposed to die out there. "We were horri

Anada Centre Pits Brian (all-american) Stann Against English Middleweight Michael (the Count) Bisping. In A Previously Ann
TORONTO -- Joseph Benavidez will meet Demetrious (Mighty Mouse) Johnson in the UFCs first flyweight world title at UFC 152 in Toronto on Sept. 22. Benavidez (16-2) defeated Yasuhiro Urushitani in the first round of the four-man 125-pound tournament designed to produce a champion. Johnson (15-2-1) downed Ian McCall in a rematch after their first meeting ended in a draw. The co-main event at the Air Canada Centre pits Brian (All-American) Stann against English middleweight Michael (The Count) Bisping. In a previously announced matchup, former lightweight and welterweight champion B.J. Penn faces Rory MacDonald, a native of Kelowna, B.C,. who fights out of Montreal. cheap jerseys us . The idea is to use the Oilers and Flames brands and expand a digital lottery game called Keno into 1,000 bars and pubs across the province. Much of the proceeds would help pay for the new facilities. cheap jerseys .5 million contract. The 36-year-old defender scored four goals and added seven as

Anadian-record Score Of 6490 She Se
CALGARY - Jessica Zelinka made the decision to return to the track after becoming a mom knowing she had the ability to both break her Canadian record, and win a medal at the London Olympics. One down, one to go. The 30-year-old from London, Ont., lowered her national record Thursday en route to winning the Canadian Olympic track and field trials for her seventh national title. Zelinka posted 6599 points — the third best score in the world this year — to better her previous Canadian-record score of 6490 she set in finishing fifth in the gruelling seven-discipline heptathlon at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. "I dont think its quite sunken in," Zelinka said, still out of breath moments after winning the final event — the 800 metres. "Ive been feeling (the record was possible) for awhile ... I guess I wasnt ready yet until now." Zelinka took a season off after Beijing to become a mom to daughter Anika, whos now three. Since she lives and trains in Calgary, she checked into a

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~ Anagalisgi ~ Look to the West when dark clouds gather And the racing wind runs before stormy weather Tossing the Sacred Cedars' branches, Making leaves whirl in frantic dances. Soon He will appear, son of Thunder and Cherokee maid. Shouts of His brothers, the Young Thunders, slowly fade. Nature pauses in breathless hesitation. Birds and four legs fall silent with anticipation. Suddenly, He is here, stepping over mountains tall Lighting the clouds from their somber pall With white fire blooming from either hand, Casting a brilliant glow over all the land. The earth trembles at His hard pounding feet And the rumble of His game wheel so very fleet Rolls across the meadows and the soft green hill Where the tsalagi watch in wonder still. What can match the glory of His terrible beauty That pierces the eyes and lingers in clarity ? What can withstand His fury and awesome power That torches the aspen and splits the rock's bower ? He is anagalisgi, The Lightn

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"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings." -- Anais Nin "Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given, it's never forgotten...never let it disappear." -- John Lennon

Anais Nin
“I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually,artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.”~Anais Nin

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The term anal sex toys covers a very wide spectrum of products and devices. But they all have one thing in common, the insertion location! Butt plugs, anal beads, anal probes, anal vibrator, vibrating anal beads, anal dildo, anal lubes and lubricants, vibrating butt plugs, anal dildos, and anal vibrators are all terms you will hear when associated with anal sex toys. In this article I will be discussing the types of anal toys, their proper uses, and anal sex toy safety and cleanliness of the products. The use of anal sex toys may not be to every one’s liking, but if you have ever entertained the notion of using anal sex toy then you may want to read on for some helpful hints on the types of anal sex toys and their proper uses. Anal sex has always been seen as taboo and off limits for a lot of people. But, men and women alike are now finding the joys of anal stimulation during sex or masturbation to add a higher amount of sensations and stronger orgasms. This article will

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When it came to sex Shane loved two things, big women and butt fucking. Shane had been with several of the former, but to his dismay had only experienced the latter a couple of times and never the two together. But a couple of months ago things started looking up. Shane worked in a large office employing hundreds in the downtown area of a large city. His lunch time habit was to eat at a deli about three blocks from his office. One Monday afternoon about three months ago, as he walked into the deli, he passed what had to be the hottest woman be had ever seen! She had medium brown hair cut in a fashionably short style that looked like her lover had been running his hands through it, big blue eyes with incredibly long lashes and the most beautiful mouth that looked like it was just made for sucking cock! She was about 5'8" tall and best of all for Shane; she weighed about 225 pounds! Shane himself stood right at 6' tall and weighed about 190 pounds. Every day for the rest of the week

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .........Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..

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Anal Sex: If She Doesn't Like It, You're Not Doing It Right.
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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I called my boss this morning and told him I won't be in to work today. He asked, "Why won't you be in?" I told him, "Because I went to the doctor, and I have analglocoma." "Analglocoma? What's that?" "I can't see my ass coming in to work today."

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It had been a few days since I heard from Sally. Our initial sexcapades had been intense. I was getting hard just thinking about them. My wife had to head out of town to finish a contract with a customer, so it left me alone. The pool was nice, nude swimming was a favorite on mine. The phone woke me out of my daydreaming. “Hello.” I said. “Hey! What’s up?” Mark said on the other end. “Not much, just hanging.” “Linda gone?” He asked. “Yea, for a few day.” “Well, Sally and I were thinking of stopping by and having some fun in your pool. Do you mind?” “Not at all. I have a few beers in the fridge. Come on over. There is plenty of space.” I answered back. “Sally suggested we pack and overnight bag. I have to head to the office for a few hours tomorrow, but I can come back. Since you and Sally are off, maybe we can make a weekend out of it?” “Sure… Sounds good to me,” I said before I thought about it. “Great, we’ll be over in an hour.” Mark said hanging up the phone. My mind was running. Th

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Analyze This....
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!) 1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? MY CHILDREN 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? Deer 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I stay real quiet and still so I can watch it and not scare it away. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it? Big beautiful two story house with lots of windows,lots of flowers planted in flower beds all around. A big wrap around porch. Two white rocking chairs on the porch. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No no fence I want to have it open as possible. 6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it? Fresh flowers in a crystal vase, 2 small candle on the side of it. 7. You exit the house and a cup

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Like condoms, it appears that, although not designed for the purpose, female condoms do work as an effective barrier during anal sex. A study in the United States of 14 male couples using the equivalent of the female condoms found that, although no leaks or tears were found in any of the sheaths used, all of the men found design and usage difficulties, 'which were primarily due to lack of experience and knowledge' of the product. Provisional guidelines for anal sex with female condoms * 1 - The easiest way to use the female condom for anal sex is to wear it like a `male' (penile) condom. Put lubricant in the female condom and then place it over the penis (or a dildo). Use plenty of lubricant on the outside of the female condom or around your partner's anal hole before having sex. * 2 - Alternatively, you could try to insert the female condom in the rectum first, as for vaginal sex. Use plenty of lubricant around the anal hole, and loosen it with a fin

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Analingus Lesson
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----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 31 Aug 2007, 08:27 Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "New 9/11" Trades Market analysts from TheStreet.com have dismissed concerns about suspicious trades that seemed to indicate a major terror attack or other catastrophe was around the corner, leading to a stock market crash, but still concede that the transactions outstrip anything seen since last September. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/310807_analysts_dismiss.htm

Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "new 9/11" Trades
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 31 Aug 2007, 08:26 Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "New 9/11" Trades Market analysts from TheStreet.com have dismissed concerns about suspicious trades that seemed to indicate a major terror attack or other catastrophe was around the corner, leading to a stock market crash, but still concede that the transactions outstrip anything seen since last September. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/310807_analysts_dismiss.htm

The Analog Kid
A hot and windy august afternoon Has the trees in constant motion With a flash of silver leaves As theyre rocking in the breeze The boy lies in the grass with one blade Stuck between his teeth A vague sensation quickens In his young and restless heart And a bright and nameless vision Has him longing to depart You move me --- You move me --- With your buildings and your eyes Autumn woods and winter skies You move me --- You move me --- Open sea and city lights Busy streets and dizzy heights You call me --- You call me --- The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs Dances on the edge of his dream And her voice rings in his ears Like the music of the spheres The boy lies in the grass, unmoving Staring at the sky His mother starts to call him As a hawk goes soaring by The boy pulls down his baseball cap And covers up his eyes Too many hands on my time Too many feelings --- Too many things on my mind When I leave I dont know What Im hoping to find

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Analyst: Mystery Trades Were Profit Scam For Fearmongers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 20 Sep 2007, 10:09 Analyst: Mystery Trades Were Profit Scam For Fearmongers A financial analyst has slammed the so-called "Bin Laden trades" as part of a fearmongering scam that was used to chill confidence in the markets and enable insiders to reap huge profits after stocks plunged earlier this week. Note: If MySpace censors the link again, please copy and paste the URL into your browser. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/200907_profit_scam.htm

Anal Angie Ch. 01
Anal Angie Ch. 01 by ForcedSlut© Angie stood in the full-length mirror and admired what she saw. Hazelnut colored skin, 5'6", 130 lbs. and shoulder length, medium brown hair. Her tight fitting pink sweater strained to cover her 38D breasts and trim waist, will the knee length skirt showed off her full, tight butt to its maximum advantage. Angie was nervous about starting her first day at work at Antonelli's Construction Company. As the only black woman in a office full of husky white construction workers, she decided to make use of her ample assets to make sure they would like her. Forced to drop out of college during her junior year, she desperately needed this job and wanted to fit in. "Hi, I'm Angie," she smiled flashing her cute dimples at the first man she saw. "I'm here to see Mr. Antonelli." The 40'ish, muscular man with a tool kit around his waist casually looked Angie up and down and returned her smile with a knowing grin of his own. "Hi, I'm Rob. Are you our new

Analyze This!!
Anal sex…you either love it or hate it. If you’re a woman and you hate it, you’ve probably never experienced an anal orgasm. You’ve probably never had a man who knew how to relax you enough to “receive” his cock without pain. If you’re a man and you love giving anal sex but find that most women won’t go there, perhaps you can benefit from reading a few tips on how to get more women to give you the “back door.” First of all, an anal orgasm is THE BEST orgasm there is!!! It might be harder to achieve, but it is the MOST satisfying and long lasting orgasm reported by women who have experienced it. I can’t really say why this is except that perhaps the “g” spot is more easily accessible from the rectum than it might be from the vagina, depending on the size of the penis of course. In general, smaller penises have more success giving mind blowing anal orgasms than they do vaginally, for obvious reasons. Since the “g” spot can sometimes be too deep inside the vagina for an average c

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Male-female In several cultures, receptive anal intercourse by heterosexual partners is widely accepted. One reason is that there is very low risk of unwanted pregnancy via unprotected anal intercourse (though this is not an absolute guarantee, since semen can leak from the anus, across the perineum, and enter the vagina). Also, anal sex is even sometimes seen as preserving female virginity, because it leaves the hymen intact. Another reason is that the anus is considered to yield more tactile pleasure for the penis, being tighter than the vagina. The Renaissance poet Pietro Aretino advocated the practice in his Sonetti Lussuriosi (Lust Sonnets). Alternatively, the male may take the receptive role in heterosexual anal sex, usually aided by sex toys. The practice of pegging, in which a woman wearing a strap-on dildo penetrates her male partner, is gaining acceptance. Moreover, due to the proximity of the prostate gland to the rectum, it has been suggested that males may derive gre

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Desensitized.....the mind of an analytical thinker. Is it all in the manner of molding someone or something to suit us better on any given day? Are you a realest? or an idealest? Is the glass half full? Half empty? Does it really matter? Shadows dancing....cobwebs clouding. Swept aside like feelings...emotions, passions & digressions. Analyzed, densensitized, brutalized & demoralized yet searching still. One foot in front of the other yet following the footsteps of another. Seek & you shall find???? What?

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Anal-oral contact, also referred to as anal-oral sex, rimming, salad tossing, or analingus (from anal + -lingus), is a form of anal sex involving contact between the anus or perineum of one person and the mouth (lips) or tongue of another. Anilingus involves a variety of techniques to stimulate the anus including kissing, licking, and sliding the tongue in and out of the anus. Pleasure for the receiver comes from the sensitive nerve endings surrounding the anal opening, which are typically stimulated by the tongue and lips. YUMMY!!!!

The Analyst, Chapter 2
Gradually, Jan's involvement with Dan became more intense and more "perverted" as she started to think of it. He would tie her to the bed or a table and use all of her openings with his hands, mouth, cock or any one of several toys he kept on hand for the purpose. Occasionally, he used small clips on her nipples and vaginal lips to "heighten her sensations", but when he could see that he was causing any real pain, he would back off. As he introduced her to new experiences, there were a couple of times she thought about saying "that's enough", but in each case, she held it back and ended up enjoying some new sensation. She continued to see Dr. Stevens regularly and report her activities. After which, they would talk about how she was feeling and each new adventure seemed to increase her sense of complete freedom. The doctor was concerned that Jan was starting to think of her body as Dan's possession and asked if her new private life had been effecting her business life. Jan sa

The Analyst, Chapter 3
When the two women had returned to their seats, Jan was as hot as she could ever remember being. If someone had asked, she thought, she would lie on the table and let them fuck her right there. She glanced around the room and saw that most of the other members were busy with each other and gave no indication that they had seen her "performance" but one older gentleman smiled at her and tipped an invisible hat. She felt herself beginning to blush and was about to ask Dan if they could go back to his place when the lights dimmed appreciably and a spotlight illuminated the center of the curtain before her. A very handsome young man (about 25, she guessed) stepped through the center opening and welcomed members and guests to the club. He was dressed in formal attire and had a very full mustache. The time had arrived, he announced, for the evening's entertainment. As a beginning, Member, Kathy had brought along a young man she would like to introduce to the group. A petite, blonde woma

The Analyst, Chapter 4
She awoke with a start on a very comfortable bed in a darkened room. It took a few minutes to shake off sleep as she thought about the very vivid dream she had just had. Suddenly, Jan realized that it wasn't a dream at all. She had actually performed sexual acts on a stage before complete strangers (and, most likely on video tape as well). After her initial panic, she closed her eyes and thought back to how aroused and excited she had felt while it was happening. She began to accept the fact that she had loved every bit of it and knew that the applause and cheering had been directed at her performance. She also knew that she would do it again and the thought sent a thrill up her spine and made her tingle with both desire and fear. She couldn't wait to talk with Dr. Stevens about what she had been through (maybe, she did need a shrink after all), and somehow knew the doctor would understand and help Jan understand too. She really did want to understand why she was so excited by this des

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Jan had started seeing Doctor Stevens only after getting tremendous pressure from her best friend, Donna. Jan insisted that she really didn't have a problem that required the services of a psychiatrist, but Donna insisted that she talk to Dr. Stevens, so she went. Jan still believed that she didn't need to go, but had been learning so much about herself and her life that she went each week. Besides, she really liked the Doctor, and could afford the visits, so why not. I should pause, here to tell you a little about Jan. She is Vice President of Sales with a medium size electronics manufacturer in the mid west. She is respected by everyone who deals with her as a tough but fair executive who knows her business and manages people very effectively. Her sales force calls her "The Iron Lady" but not in her presence. It is obvious the first time you meet her that she is a beautiful woman who could easily have become a top paid model or actress but in her role as a business woman, she to

The Analyst, The Conclusion
Dr. Stevens listened intently as Jan described her first visit to the club. "Did you join?", she asked. "Yes, I really liked most of the people I met there, and somehow, I felt like I belonged." Dr. Stevens moved to sit beside Jan on the couch and took her hand. "Jan, I've been starting to feel that you may be moving too fast into this second life and not exercising enough caution. When you mentioned the cameras and video tape, I got a chill down my spine because I've heard of people being blackmailed with something like that. And, you really don't know that much about Dan. How can you be so sure you won't get hurt?" Jan placed her other hand on top of the doctor's and looked into her eyes. "Have you ever had the feeling that there is a part of you that has always been there, but never come to the surface?" Dr. Stevens nodded and Jan continued, "Well, I've had that feeling for a long time and when I got involved with Dan, I began to realize what that hidden part was. I am a very sexual

Anal, Oral, Or Vaginal
Anal, Oral, or Vaginal So, which one of the three holes do you prefer? Men, do you like the pussy, the mouth, or the shitter the best? Ladies, does getting vaginally penetrated get you off the mostest? Or is it taking it in the pooper? I highly doubt it's the act of sucking or swallowing, but does getting your box licked make you howl at the moon like nothing else? As a man, I'll try and shed some light here for ya. With all things being equal, vaginal intercourse is the way to go without question. But sadly, there are always elements that get in the way. For me, wearing a condom is a necessity, yet it's a distraction that makes getting the pussy only a mild stimulus. I can't feel all that much, so if what I'm inside is kinda deep, I could be fucking a couch for all intents and purposes. Also, if the girl isn't very hygiene oriented, the smell can be a huge turn off. Fish, battery acid, you name it. The unfortunate thing is, you don't know that for a fact until

Anal, Oral, Or Vaginal
So, which one of the three holes do you prefer? Men, do you like the pussy, the mouth, or the shitter the best? Ladies, does getting vaginally penetrated get you off the most? Or is it taking it in the turd cutter? I highly doubt it's the act of sucking or swallowing, but does getting your box licked make you howl at the moon like nothing else? As a man, I'll try and shed some light here for ya. With all things being equal, vaginal intercourse is the way to go without question. But sadly, there are always elements that get in the way. For me, wearing a condom is a necessity, yet it's a distraction that makes getting the pussy only a mild stimulus. I can't feel all that much, so if what I'm inside is kinda deep, I could be fucking a couch for all intents and purposes. Also, if the girl isn't very hygiene oriented, the smell can be a huge turn off. Fish, battery acid, you name it. The unfortunate thing is, you don't know that for a fact until it's almost too late. There are

Anal Sex
Anal sex can be immensely pleasurable for both the giver and receiver. The plethora of nerve endings around the sphincter causes the intense pleasure that can felt during anal sex. However, anal sex is not something you can just dive right into. If the receiver has never participated in anal play, it may take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks to get her ready to graduate to something as large as a penis or dildo. There are several keys to working your way up to anal sex. While not all people will need to follow every step, they are good guidelines to follow in order to make your anal sex encounter as enjoyable as possible. Relaxation: Very important for successful play, relaxation can make or break your session. No matter how turned on she might be, if she's tense when it comes time for insertion, she's not going to enjoy it as much. Many actions can be taken to relax and prepare her. Soothing music, a glass of wine, even a hot bath beforehand can all lend to relaxation

Anal Optic Nerve
Bet you didn't know this: Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

Analogy Prose
Friends come and go, during a time when I was losing a friend of mine, I wrote this analogy prose. It's alright! The wine glass was full...when I got here You came over and emptied it out But it didn't come all out at once Oh no no! First you took a sip That's when you decided to come back You would try some more later Some dates were left open..perhaps to savor that taste! Weeks went by and you grew more fond It was the kind of taste you could cherish There was no need for improvement! The age was just right and nothing could be changed. (Nor should there have been) But like all great novelties, certain things cause disruption A light wind shatters the wine glass! Without warning and indication! Shards have been scattered about the floor Only a few drops remain of that tender wine But that bottle was all that was needed now (It was what held the wine in, in the first place) Is there any way that you could fit the pieces back together?

~~~anal Glaucoma~~~
George called his boss one morning and told him that he was staying home because he was not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."