Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

I had a few things to share.

Last night I had the most awful dream, I had my 1/144 Black Tri-stars Gouf finished, and there was something about drug dealers
anyway as I was positioning the model the paint started to run off on my fingers like water colors.
I couldn't stop it! So I gave in, threw it in a vat of warm alchohol and let it dissolve
and it started melting the kit, so I pulled it out and started looking for purple power, and for some reason, the Gouf told me he felt heavy...
his eye had been revealed during the melt, and it looked at me imploringly,
almost disdainfully!
So I started hacking off parts... I rounded off the spikes and I pulled the tubes out, and before long the kit was back to blue... and very strange looking, he commented on his new appearance
critically, stating that he looked like a retarded Zaku I
... and he went silent after I cut his lil mouth piece off.



What does it mean?
Oh then I cleaned up the house some so I could actually get back to work.

...
is my unfinished first major project haunting me!?
Doesn't he understand he was just for practice?

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Then-
see status. Which will have likely changed by the time you read this...
its about Starbucks
and medium plain capuccino
I'm pretty sure the world WILL implode
if you order two shots of espresso at Starbucks
I used to do it all the time.
... you would not believe the crazy shit they have given me when attempting to wrap their tiny mcbrains around this concept.
One of the many reasons I avoid the place.
I've had them call their managers.
And have him pull out the BIG book of drinks/prices.

And no
I don't want pixy dust,
unicorn blood
or T'rask tail in my coffee.

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Thirdly

Lady Gaga's
"Bad Romance"
I just had the displeasure of watching and hearing this for the first time.
It seems Gaga is now the leader of a troupe of uncoordinated Tyrannasaurus white latex Slim Jims.

I wish I was making this shit up.
I sent a mass text to my loved ones

"I may have discovered the WORST THING EVER
Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"
It's like if Cher, Madonna, and Vanilla Ice had an uncoordinated, tone deaf, retarded baby."

Now... this version is pretty fucking terrible- but I can give Fatty some credit. At least she's not getting paid for this shit. Now... I've never made it through the whole video, god bless you if you can. In the original... at least you've got a mostly nude realdoll tard dancing very poorly and singing ... fairly stupid shit.

(See comment video... for some reason my blog video coding is FAIL)

I wish there was some way to undo the horror.

There isn't.

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In other news... I think I've killed almost everyone in the DC Wasteland.
(Fallout 3 is srsbsness)
I just wish the fucking thing would stop freezing.

My upper back (right between my shoulder blades) hurts like a mother fucker. That's not noos, and neither is the fact that I have NO idea what to eat for lunch.
I'm half tempted to get out of the house, but the probability of a LOT of places being shut down today is high.

And going outside involves tards gazing slack jawed at my scar.

Uh...
*shrugs*
That's enough for now isn't it?

Help a cracker out with a sandwich.
I'm gonna go shoot supermutants.