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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

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sick cats...ive decided...are like children. they follow you around n whine at you and wanna sit in your lap all damn day. n im like...get off me...i wanted a dog. n then Monkey wants in my lap. so theres the two of them. sitting in my lap. if i was fat i'd have much more room. maybe i should get fat n have a monstrous lap. cept that sounds like way too much work and eating. so...yeah no. i almost had to throw my dictionary at moms last nite. she asked me what antipathy is. if you dont know go look it up. seriously. while i might have a plethora of information in my brain that does not make me your personal dictionary.com *monkey stop drawing on the cat* that goes on my list of things i should never have to say. i want to go study in the sunshine. there isnt sunshine on my porch yet. dammit. i hate having to wait for it. then again i hate having to wait for lots of things. of course i cant think of any right now beyond waiting for coffee...which i dont have to do cuz its done. so need to potty train the monkey. *growls* so i downloaded some programs last nite...yannow the kind i wind up having to uhm...do that thing i do...except with these i cant open them and check them out cuz they're for a Mac...so thats quite a quandry. well..*thinks* i could unzip them to make sure they're not a virus in disguise. i hate when that happens. which it did once last nite. good thing im good like that n killed that puppy before installation and execution. *does a lil dance* hmmm this blog is completely pointless. go me. la la la. doot doot doot kthnxbi
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