>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Move out when they're 18 with the full
>support of their parents.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: Move out when they're 28, having saved for that
>nice house and are a week away from getting married...unless there's room for
>the newlyweds at home.
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: When their mum visits them she brings a nice
>bunt Cake and you sip coffee and chat.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: When their mum visits them she brings 3 days
>worth of food and begins to immediately tidy up, dust, do the laundry or rearrange
>the furniture.
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Their dads always call before they come over
>to visit them and it's usually only on special occasions.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: Are not at all fazed when their dads come
>over, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00am and start pruning the
>trees with a chainsaw or renovating the garage.
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: You can leave your kids with them and you
>always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after
>you pick them up.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: No problem, leave the kids there and if they
>get out of line the WOG friend can set them straight...plus they get
>fed.
>
>
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Always pay retail and look in the yellow
>pages when they need something done.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for
>another dad's Or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal, U know what I
>mean.
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee and
>expect cake and coffee, no more.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect
>an antipasto, a few bottles of wine, a pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad,
>bread, potatoes, a nice dessert cake, fruit, coffee and a few
>after dinner drinks...
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Think that being a wog is a great
>thing.
>
>
>WOG FRIENDS: KNOW that being a wog is a great thing.
>
>
>
>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
>
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>WOG FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
>
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>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
>
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>WOG FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.
>
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>AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
>
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>WOG FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>
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>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
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>WOG FRIENDS: Are for life.
>
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>AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
>
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>WOG FRIENDS: Will share this with other wog friends.
