A keen but struggling tennis player was talking about his game:
When I’m about to serve, my brain sends a command to my body:
“ Hit the ball hard and deep, and then race into position for the next shot!”
But my body says, “ WHO? ME?”
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A WIFE POINTED TO HER HUSBAND STREACHED OUT ON A DECKCHAIR IN THE BACKYARD:
“ He generally takes things easy. He doesn’t go bush-walking or bird-watching, for instance. He prefers to let the birds come and watch him.”
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PARKING SPACE: unoccupied space on the other side of the street.