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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Man, my hair is crazy this morning.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
uuuh... $3?
3. What's your favorite word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Floor
4. Favorite planet?
Urectum.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Mom.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I only have the one, and its always on silent.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
8. Do you "label" yourself?
I'm a fuck-god. THE Fuck-god. And/or Great Destroyer.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm not wearing them at the moment- but Converse Chuck Taylors, or as I would "name" them- "awesome Steve".
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Fairly bright, my eyes are shit enough I don't need them getting worse when I'm on the computer all day.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She's got really
Really big tits.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Getting ready for bed.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
*yelps* FUCK! Back spasm. ... oh, to answer you question. "Aww..."
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Fuck if I know, those fuckers are extinct around here.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Y'know?" Because I grew up around people that didn't really pay attention to me and I wanted to make sure they still were.
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mom?
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Doggy.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Caffeine, tylenol.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
0 because I wasn't aware of its passage.
22. Your worst enemy?
Asmodeus the other "destroyer".
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A really sweet digitally drawn Gouf I found in the video game/version 1 MG colors. There's some contention as to whether the Gouf is royal/german blue or bluejay blue. I say royal.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
uuuuuuuuuh... I fucking forget, because I don't actually vocalize much.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly. Duh, you can't fly with a million dollars, but you can get WAY more than that with the ability to fly. You'll need a good agent and some private security though.
26. Do you like someone?
Sure.
27. The last song you listened to?
"House of cards" by Radiohead is on. Its tops.
