the sister-in-law
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down
the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made
a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, we are
very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car.
