Clocks in Heaven!
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> >>> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> >>>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
> >>>"What are all those clocks?
> >>>
> >>>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> >>>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >>>
> >>>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> >>>
> >>>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> >>>that she never told a lie."
> >>>
> >>>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> >>>
> >>>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> >>>moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life
> >>>
> >>>"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
> >>>
> >>>"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
> >>>fan."
