Weight Loss Program For Men
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,19-year-old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign
around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me,
you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
around her neck that reads, "If You catch me, you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue,
so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight
on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has
lost another20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day, 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative
on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely,"
he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day
there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."
