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The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over the big-brute engines, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country I am called a Princess, I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now put up the tray, bitch!"
