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Seems I have completed my final level. Current requirements are unobtainable for me.


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"They pretended to praise and encourage education, but it was to be the education of our ancestors. We were to look backwards, not forwards, for improvement; the President himself declaring, in one of his answers to addresses, that we were never to expect to go beyond them in real science. This was the real ground of all the attacks on you. Those who live by mystery & charlatanerie, fearing you would render them useless by simplifying the Christian philosophy, the most sublime & benevolent, but most perverted system that ever shone on man" ~ Thomas Jefferson to Dr. Joseph Priestley

"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen



Ok lets make this as concise as possible,


Religion: I am an Atheist, no god or goddesses here. Which also means no Devil, so calling me a devil-worshiper makes no sense. Pagan WAS Latin for Hillbilly not a religion, USED AS AN INSULT BY THE CHRISTIANS AS PART OF THEIR CONVERSION PROCESS, Wicca is the English spelling of a Gaelic word DESCRIBING THE CLAN DOCTOR, NURSE,HERBALIST, also not a religion any more than is being a professor.

Music: Rap is NOT music, that is why it is called Rap. I can tolerate pretty much anything but prefer Classic Rock and old style Metal and Psychedelia.

I drink shots and beer, mostly Guinness and Cuervo Gold, as of this writing I have quit smoking (again, 1-11-13).

Well that's the basics, the rest may change without warning ;D







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Beer god:

The Interview transcript

A roughly hewn granite and malachite statue about 68 centimeters tall, the

"beer god's" stern, unblinking countenance belies a Bacchanalian lust for life

- and beer in particular for which I was not totally prepared.


AP: Good morning...


Beer god: SILENCE


AP: Would you prefer I conduct the interview in Sumerian?


Beer god: SILENCE


AP: What is the proper way to address you?


Beer god: I am the beer god.


AP: Very good. There are two schools of thought in regards to your origin


Beer god: I am the beer god.


AP: Ah...yes. There are two schools of thought in regards to...beer god's origins;

many scholars believe your- I mean beer god's creation coincided with the first

distillation of hops in early Mesopotamia. While others insist the timeline is more

convoluted and involves--


Beer god: Why you not drink Honey Brown Lager?


AP: Uh... I'm not really thirsty. If we could return to--


Beer god: You drink Honey Brown Lager.


AP: No. I haven't but I hear it's very--


Beer god: That not question: You drink Honey Brown Lager! Now!


AP: OK, OK...hold on...(ASIDE: Could someone get me a Honey Brown Lager?)


AP: While we're waiting, according to mythological genealogy your father was the

Alfalfa God, but paleological clues suggest--


Beer god: Honey Brown Lager is here. You drink.


AP: Very well...SIP...Yes, that's very tasty Anyway, it is commonly--


Beer god: You drink all.


AP: I'm not much of a drinker...


Beer god: You drink all!


AP: Of course...GULP GULP GULP...aah...


Beer god: You want more.


AP: Thank you, no...


Beer god: SILENCE


AP: Well, I suppose one more wouldn't hurt.


Beer god: Beer god is pleased. Your she-cow will bear many calves.


AP: That's good news. GULP GULP GULP. But perhaps beer god could clarify

the similarities to Easter Island sta...

Beer god: You know what taste good with Honey Brown Lager?


AP: No, I don't.


Beer god: More Honey Brown Lager!


AP: That's very funny. Moving on, I--


Beer god: That not joke. More Honey Brown Lager!


AP: Sure, let's have another round. GULP GULP GULP. OK, now where were we?


Beer god: You drink Honey Brown Lager.


AP: I certainly did. Didn't I?


Beer god: SILENCE


AP: You want me to drink another one don't you?


Beer god: You have great wisdom. Your mules will be strong of haunch and hoof.


AP: Strong mules? Hell, I'll drink to that...GULP GULP GULP. So you think the

interview's going well? - BUUURP I'm having fun... You know that secretary out

front? She's hot. You know if she's seein' anybody? 'Cause if she's not--


Beer god: Beer god bored. Now you go.


AP: Uh... OK. You´re just the best, and I--


Beer god: The beer god has spoken.

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