This myspace survey has balls... Do you?
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?
One.
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
One.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Nope. I confess that I was once the "other woman," though. His gf had already cheated on him, and they'd talked about breaking up, but it wasn't official yet at that time. Oddly enough, I now talk to her more than I talk to him. :)
4. Ever paid for sex?
Unless you count paying for dinner. :)
5. Ever been married?
Yes.
6. Ever been divorced?
Yes.
7. If you had to pick one, what's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary.
8. Do you own any guns?
I've never really even seen a gun. Yeah. I'm not originally from western PA, OK?
9. Craziest place you ever had sex?
I stick with nice comfy beds or couches most of the time, and I have no exhibitionist tendencies.
10. Ever been to rehab?
Nope.
11. Ever have a 3 some?
Of sorts. I was actually in a five-some, but mostly it was me plus two guys and another couple on their own.
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace or Cherry Tap?
Yes. One from Myspace. Also, three from OKCupid and a couple from Craigslist.
13. What size are your breasts?
I hate this question.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
*creak creak* No :)
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?
James Marsters (Spike from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Jon Bon Jovi, Cillian Murphy (
Red Eye, 28 Days Later, Batman Begins), and Lauren Graham (
Gilmore Girls). For further info, see my
Lust List blog.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
No.
17. How many states have you lived in?
Four -- Illinois, Minnesota, California, and Pennsylvania.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
One - the good ol' USA!
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Not unless you count my cats.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
I don't think I could beat up anyone. :)
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
*tries to imagine innocent and naive white suburban girl doing so* Um, no
22. Do you enjoy sex with or without condoms?
I enjoy sex without condoms (I'm not a big fan). That said, I ALWAYS use condoms, no exceptions EVER, unless I'm in a committed, long-term relationship.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
Unless you count dinner. :)
24. Would you do "Dave the Goofy Professor" from GoofyAuctions.com?
I don't know... what are his personality and intellect like? :)
25. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
Nope!
26. Ever f*cked a friends bf/gf?
See question #3.
27. Do you prefer a partner with a tongue/nipple/private piercing?
No preference. I dislike tongue piercings for kissing but approve of them (for obvious reasons) for oral sex.
28. How many times a week do you masturbate?
in a week??
On average, probably 5-6. Depends on the week and season, though.
29. Fake tits or real tits?
Obviously, real. I hate looking at fake ones, and I hear they feel nasty.
30. Ever watch someone die?
No.
31. How long has it been since you had sex?
Six weeks, 13 hours.
32. Name your favorite Beer?
Lindeman's Lambic - Peche.
33. Do you have a sexual fantasy?
Not really.
34. Ever gone to jail for 10 days or longer?
Never gone to jail at all!
35. Anyone on CT you want to f*ck?
Obviously. Who would put "no" to this question? :) That said, not sure I'll ever be actually doing any fucking with anyone from CT.
