Just Another Average? Day At The Airport.
>>> Two Blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
>> dog,
>>> > and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>>> >
>>> > Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
>> cockpit,
>>> > the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin
>>> > glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just
>>> > a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
>>> >
>>> > The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
>>> > sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
>>> > water at the
>> edge
>>> > of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough
>> into
>>> > the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the
>>> > plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a
>>> > little
>> sheepishly,
>>> > and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge
>>> > that the plane is in good hands.
>>> >
>>> > In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
>>> > ya know, Bob.... one of these days.... they're gonna scream too late, and
>>> > we're
>> all
>>> > gonna die."
:oP
