From the Jacksonville, Florida Police Department.
> A man goes to a New Years Eve Party and has much too much to drink. His
> friends plead with him to let them take him home.
> He says no -- he only lives a mile away.
>
> About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and
> ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the
> police
> radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a
> block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put and they would be
> right
> back.
>
> They hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and
> waits, but finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his
> wife
> he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that
> he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
>
> Two hours later, the police knock on the door. They ask if her husband is
> there. His wife says yes, but that he has the flu and has been in bed all
> day.
>
> The police produce his driver's license and then they ask to see his car.
> She wants to know why but they insist, so she takes them to the garage.
> She opens
> the door, and there, sitting in the garage, is the police car, with all
> the lights still flashing.
>
> This was a true story BTW... told by the driver at his first AA meeting! lol :oP
