I dialed a number and got the following recording:
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> "I am not available right now, but
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> Thank you for caring enough to call.
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> I am making some changes in my life.
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> Please leave a message after the
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> Beep. If I do not return your call,
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> You are one of the changes."
> ~~~~~
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> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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> I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
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> My wife and I had words,
> But I didn't get to use mine.
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> Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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> Blessed are those who can give without remembering
> And take without forgetting.
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> The irony of life is that, by the time
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> You're old enough to know your way
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> Around, you're not going anywhere.
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> God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
> Of an answer for her first question.
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> I was always taught to respect my elders,
> But it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
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> Every morning is the dawn
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> of a new error.
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> ~~~~~
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> The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
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> "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding,
> severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with
> the
> threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a
good time
> to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
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