Now I lay me down to sleep
> I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
> Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
> And please lift my butt before it sags.
> Please no age spots, Please no gray
> And as for my belly, Please take it away.
> Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
> And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
> Five tips for a woman....
> 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
> 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
> 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
> 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
> 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
> Foot Note:
> One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
> "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."