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BONZ's blog: "stuff"

created on 10/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b14182

One for the Ladies

Now I lay me down to sleep > I pray the Lord my shape to keep. > Please no wrinkles, Please no bags > And please lift my butt before it sags. > Please no age spots, Please no gray > And as for my belly, Please take it away. > Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, > And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. > > Five tips for a woman.... > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to > You. > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. > > Foot Note: > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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