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created on 10/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b14182

Harleys and Women

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, > > Died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. > > "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have > > Changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone > > You want to in heaven." > > > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to > > Hang out with God." > > St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him > > To God. > > God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the > > One who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" > > Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." > > God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something > > that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run > > Without a road?" > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, > > But aren't you the inventor of woman?" > > > > God said, "Ah, yes." > > "Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some > > Major design flaws in your invention": > > > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end > > protrusion > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds > > 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. The maintenance > > costs are outrageous!!!! > > > > "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," > > Replied God, "hold on." > > > > God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and > > Waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper > > And God read it. > > > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed", God said to > > Arthur, "but, according to these numbers, more men are riding my > > Invention than yours." >
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