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created on 10/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b14182

Rabbi and the IRS

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit > the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he > turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do > you do with the candle drippings?" > > "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them > back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free > box of candles." > > "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual > question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious > way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do > with the crumbs?" > > "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was > trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and > send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a > free box of bread-wafers. " > > "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could > fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do > you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" > > "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. " What we do is > save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about > once a year they send us a complete dick." > >
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