Here's another one.
Scout: Lemon Aid! Lemon Aid!
Admin: You can't sell Lemonade here without a permit. The Deveels have a union.
Scout: Is it a civil union or an uncivil union?
Admin: Grow up. The Deveels will break your straws and salt your lemon trees if you don't move along.
Scout: I can't grow up. Skippy made me sign a legal agreement, and you don't want to see him in a court room. Do you want one broken straw or two?
Admin: Look, in spite of what you have been told, I don't run Shadowmere, so you have to give on this one.
Scout: Did you lose it in a poker game? I told you that five card stud does not mean you always win with the ladies. Didn't I tell him that Skippy? Now look, you made Skippy mad and he is giving you the silent treatment. Oh, and I can't give you the Lemon Aid. Its for the poor defenseless Lemon trees that have been a salted by the deveels.
