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DATELINE FRIED DAY:
A post office was savagely attacked when postmen refused to deliver a castle shaped box to the Governor's mansion.
Reported Damage
Skippy -= SM Post =-
Mailmen 0 0
Customers 0 224310
Postal Inspectors 0 1
Squirrels 1 Huh ???
Mailed Rotten Cabbage 5 burnt 0
First Class Mail 0 slightly burnt
Weapons 0 28223232
Armor 0 2 mail bags
Postal Machines & Leps 1 230
SM POLL RESULTS:
Skippy fell behind in the polls today when it became known that he is a dead stuffed squirrel. Several lawsuits have been filed, but it is unclear who besides million gold companies are being sued. Skippy is currently still on the ballot and has no plans to drop out. A press release from his campaign manager written on toilet paper says quote "We may be breathing challenged but you won't see us stinking up the place"
