Lovely area I live in, full of all those little kids who wish they were from the ghetto.
Was out playing football today, absolutely baking hot. About 10 of these aforementioned kids roaming about throwing water at each other.
At some point they take it upon themselves to throw water in the general direction of some parents/children in the youngsters play area.
Fairly enough, said parents get a bit annoyed and ask them to stop, with which a torrent of abuse is thrown their way.
During this "disagreement" our football happens to land nearby, and here's where things get a bit fuzzy.
For reasons unknown to us, one of the guys that was playing football decides to attack one of the dads with a log, and somehow ends up with a split lip. So he's going around trying to beat this guy up until all of us put a stop to it.
I hate kids...
