Ok, so I'm having to live with my friends brother and his pregnant girlfriend at the moment. Don't want to, just have to right now.
Anyway, to the point. Can I kill her, pretty please? I've never in my life met such a waste of breath. Everytime she opens her mouth I want to punch her in the face repeatedly.
In case you think I'm being unreasonable, let me explain a little as to why, and as best I can. He's 21, she's 19, they're both lazy bastards. Go for weeks at a time not washing up, or cleaning anything, or takeing out trash. They leave dirty dishes with food left on them all over the floor, there are cups and glasses literally everywhere. Cat litter tray hasn't been emptied for at least a month.
Neither works, he's too lazy to look, she used pregnancy as an excuse not to 'cause she just doesn't want to. She talks at him, never too him, she screams at him from about an inch away like he wouldn't be able to hear her somehow, constantly complaining about something or ordering him to do something for her. And I'm pretty sure they only bathe every few weeks.
I really do just want to throw her out the window (we're 21 stories high)