mandaSMASH's blog: "And now, a word from our sponsor."

Some of you may know that I'm gonna go for the spotlight soon, and that I'll also take any kind of fubucks donation you can spare to help me get there. However, because of inflation and/or other hookers having more fake money than I do, it's not quite a feasible attempt for me to make just yet.

But, once I do have the funds to properly bid, I'd also like to make sure I have what it takes to benefit the people on here that I heart the most. So, here is what I propose:

On Friday night, I have my first ever Happy Hour. I'm aware that I've been on fubar for over four years and still truly suck at this whole point-whoring thing, but I would like to temporarily make amends for my inactions. If there is something [SFW] that I can do in exchange for fu-related goods, I'm open to ideas. I'm not very familiar with what the going rates for certain things are these days, but I do have some ideas of my own - things I wouldn't mind getting, and things I wouldn't mind offering in return.

VIP:
· Family add for duration of Friday evening famplifier, which includes my HH.
· 50 11s each day for one week, or 350 on the next unlimited 11s day.
· One SFW video salute.
· One SFW picture salute.
· One 3 credit bling of your choice.

25 credit pack:
· Same as VIP.

12 credit pack:
· 300 11s on the next unlimited 11s day.
· One SFW video salute.
· One 1 credit bling of your choice.
· One pimpout.

6 credit pack:
· 200 11s on the next unlimited 11s day.
· One SFW picture salute.
· One pimpout.

Fubucks Donations [number of items traded will differ, depending on amounts transferred - please deal before donating]:
· Video salutes.
· Picture salutes.
· Pimpouts.
· Bling, pending available credits.

Spotlight Auto 11s:
· Family add for duration of Friday evening famplifier, which includes my HH.
· 500 11s on the next unlimited 11s day.
· One SFW video salute.
· One SFW picture salutes.
· One 5 credit bling of your choice.

Spotlight Famplifier:
· Family add for duration of spotlight famplifier[s].
· 500 11s on the next unlimited 11's day.
· One SFW video salute.
· One SFW picture salute.
· One 3 credit bling of your choice.

Spotlight Boomerang:
· 500 11s on next unlimited 11s day.
· One SFW video salute.
· One 1 credit bling of your choice.
· Three pimpouts.

Spotlight God Mode:
· Family add for duration of Friday evening famplifier, which includes my HH, in addition to duration of God Mode.
· 500 11s on each of the next three unlimited 11s days.
· One SFW video salutes.
· Three SFW picture salutes.
· Five picture folders bombed. [If you only have one bomb folder, I'll get it five times.]
· Ten pimpouts, given at my discression.
· My next 2 bi-weekly ticker credits.
· One 5-15 credit bling of your choice.

Other details:
· Since most of my available fubucks have been donated, I can't really use those as major bargaining chips.
· All pimpouts, for any trade, will be given at my discression, due to the three per day limit.
· All video salutes will be uploaded to My Videos. If you want to upload them as well, I will provide the YouTube link.
· If, by some crazy random happenstance, I receive a lot of gifts promising 11s on the next unlimited 11s day AND reach a rating cap on said day, I will continue your rates as soon as I am able.
· Whomever gifts me spotlight Auto 11s will also get a family add for spotlight famplifier[s] IF I receive any.
· If you're already in my family and give me something that I would like to trade a family add for, you'll have to ask for something else. Don't get crazy.
· Last, but not least, if someone is certifiable enough to gift me a God Mode bling, family adds promised for any spotlight famplifier[s] received will be honored on the day of my spotlight, in addition to the use of the famplifier[s] on a different day.

I'm in no rush to win the spotlight. That being said, I'm also in no rush to obtain any of the special ability bling. As for the VIP and credit pack requests, some of what I am able to trade is contingent upon being able to add more members to my family and rate more 11s. *coughhintcough*

Disclaimer: I do not expect anyone to trade. I'm simply stating what can I offer if anyone out there is interested.

I've already been very fortunate to have received generous fubucks donations, in addition to God Mode family adds, point altruisms, a Happy Hour, and the boomerang and famplifier I'll be using next Friday night. These people, that I am glad to call my friends, have given these to me without expecting anything in return:

Styx
Robert
SilverOak
Babe E Gloom
Sproet
MEL
xTHuMPSTaRx
Lola
McLovin
Dean's Psychedelic Breakfast
Witchie
LuSH LeGeND
STITCH
Asian Persuasion
HERETIC
FAMOUS
misfit
Misty Mayhem
Doug
Philemon
m0nicHan
Reck
Crazed2APoint
Jasmine
Veruca
DakarRick
Ender
Per
SUPERMAN231
Mr Paul
Babe Ruthless
Mr Julian Esquire
matthew

Thank you all so much!
I want to do something for each of you, even if it's just something small, and even though you haven't asked.
You're all awesome, even if some of you are assholes.
If I missed anyone.. well then, I'M an asshole.