Especially this one.
Wanted! In no particular order of importance:
- Full body massage.
- Personal chef.
- Inner motivational monologue each morning during that time between asleep and awake.
- A nice, deep dicking.
- Better health. Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
- More skills to pay the bills. Or just more skills for fun.
- Bottles of my awesomeness to sell on the magic market.
- Hugs! Lots and lots of hugs.
- A new look. Haircut? Color? Dunno.
- MOAR FLIPFLOPS.
I realize I'm irrational.
I'm still pretty neat, yeah?
SQUEE. I need to get my nerd on.
What do youuu want?
