There aint no love in Kansas... 

How was the Stone Sour show? Since a picture is worth 1,000 words, let me give you seven.

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Besides the fact that I had to stand outside in the cold for an hour in the Will Call line, and I missed the opening band Otherwise, whom I actually really like, the show when quite awesomely. I have a video if you are interested in seeing it, live performance of "Say you'll haunt me"

I wish they had played more of the old stuff, but I understand Corey is super jazzed about the new double CD and wants to sell that a bit, but still, Bother & Inhale are the songs that made me a fan, and thats what I wanna hear. 

I'm in the process of moving, and last night as I was coming out of my place I could see accross the street into my neighbors window with the open shade.  I was transfixed as I watched the shirt come off and I was treated to a view of my neigbor topless.

I suppose if he worked out a little it may have been better. 

I was watching tv in the gym and they had a commercial for an interent printing site.  The woman on the commercial said "Site blahblahblah" was the best internet experience I have ever have.

I immediately thought "Hmm, guess you have never been to pornhub."

Do You Live In The Orlando Area?

If so, what can you tell me about it?  Pitch me on why it's great to live there.

Or conversely if you think it sucks and no one should ever live there, that's ok too. 

How are the bars?  Are there concerts you'd like to see but they don't come to town and you have to drive all over the place to see them?

What's gas prices like? Can you get 4G? How about 4H?

I'm in a research phase, so uh, help me research.

So I was looking at the entertainment calendar for this casino, and I saw two events:

Red Hot Halloween Dance Party

Come Join the Red Hot ladies as they host their very first smokin’ hot Halloween Costume Party at Mount Airy

Dress to impress, there will be an award for the best costume.

Complete with a picture:

Then the other event was:

HallowQueen Drag Show

Get ready for a fab-boo-lous Halloween with Sherry Vine, Mimi Imfurst, William Belli and Pandora Box – four of today’s finest and funniest drag queens. Fun for men, women and men who like to dress as women.

You had better make sure you dont make a wrong turn, because this isn't vegas, and what happens there doesn't just stay there...

When a Woman says "I don't want to appear High Maintenance"  it actually means "I'm totally high maintenance, I just don't want you to know it yet"

That Video I just posted?

That would be the Atomic Wing Challenge.  I have completed that challenge twice now.  I like to keep my name up on the wall every year :) 

I had the first game of softball season on Friday.  It's been a long time since I have played, and even when I did play it was really just something to do while we drank beer, at work, with other coworkers.  To let you know just how seriously we played, I carry a bottle opener in my bat bag.  I'm the type that just plays for fun, though I do consider winning "fun" I wont give up other fun just to win.  I did have some trepidation on playing with this new team/league, I did not know what to expect, and honestly, my awesomeness does not include sports. 

When I got there, I already knew they take it way more seriously than I do.  I showed up with my old jersey, unbuttoned of course, no hat, and they are there in full uniforms, with matching pants!  Yeah I knew I was in trouble.  I did a little bp,  shagged some balls, and then the game started.  Like I mentioned before, I dont have any skills, so I was behind home plate for most of the game.  I was glad that there were no deciding plays at home, I dont know if I was up for the stress.  I had three at bats, the first one I hit a rope that landed in short left field for a single.  My second at bat I took a walk in four straight pitches (seeing as how the pitcher walked the guy before me, I wasnt going to swing till he threw me a strike.  My third at bat, the other team was saying I was a "Looker" and I said thanks, I been dieting, but it did get to me, and I swung at some crap.  The ball died like 3 feet from the plate, but I legged it out before the large catcher could get up and throw it, so I got a single. 

We ended up losing by one run, though the bases were loaded in the final inning, so it was a close game.  I want to see if I can find some batting cages that are open so I can get some BP in before the next one.  It does seem pretty social as theres a grill out after each game and both teams are invited.  I'm looking forward to the rest of the season, my line score for this game would be something like

Avg 1.000, W, RS (2)