Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could
>barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came
to an
>intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
>The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing
it. I
>could have sworn we drove thru it."
>They
>drove a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light
was
>red, and again they went right through.
>This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red,
but
>was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting
nervous
>and decided to pay very close attention.
>At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and
>they blew right through it.
>She turned to the other woman and said, "
>Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row?
>You could have killed us!"
> >>
>Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shoot! Am I driving?"
> >>
