On Saturday afternoon I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking
beer,
and
> > watching my wife mow the lawn.
> > The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she
came
> > over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
> >
> > I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from
my
> > lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, and stared directly
into
the
> > eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
