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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

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k so ive come to discover...the best punishment for wicked disobedient children...is put them them to work. they crapped up mah clean house... they left nasty dishes on the table they threw trash... *waves wand* now im contentedly listening to mah girlies profile music while they're in the kitchen loading the dishwasher and washing by hand whatever else didnt fit...cept for some reason or another lacrymosa wont load n keeps leading me back to metallica n giving me a headache n the urge to vomit. hmmmm so mah living room is back to the way it was...mah dining room is back to the way it was...my porch is swept...the dishes are almost done... hurrah for free slave labor. *nod* yup. thats what ima do from now on. k so in other news... i heart my new herbal book its superfantasticness. my back hurts i spose the teleportation from yesterday actually might have worked on a much smaller scale than i originally thought. stupid blatant penis boy? stop trying to add me. deal with denial. im sure its happened before...and im sure it'll happen again...tuck your pitifulness between your legs and go mope elsewhere. k? its drizzling. it keeps being confused with rain. its not. i urinate faster. seriously. i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetors i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos i will not eat more cheetos... oh who am i kidding. of course i am. will-power and i are not close personal friends anymore...he and patienece were battling for positions...and then they decided to run away together and leave me in the dust. selfish bastards. and that is all.
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