I have gotten inquiries now as to what I want or am looking for to get myself into a relationship. Apparently people want to know these things, why else would they ask? Alright never mind, I am answering anyway.
The most important thing I am looking for in someone to be in a relationship with are these 5 things:
1. The man who will hurt me all night long and then lick the wounds and make them feel better in the morning
2. The man who will not tell me all those chessy I will never hurt you lines . . . we all know they are fucking lies, besides you usually hurt those you love the most right?
3. The man who will know when to leave me the hell alone and when to pull me close
4. The man who will never lie to me know matter what he does
5. Finally the man who will love me unconditionally, flaws and all
I honestly have not found this man yet, don't know if I ever will. Yes, I'd like to, doesn't everyone want to live out their happily ever after? Besides it's fun to audition people for now . . . always taking applications ;}
