Everyone around me is whipping out their own lingo. All the hot rodders are saying 'krazy, kustom & kool'. The geeks are dropping 'CGI Joe' and 'crapplet'. Even the hood rats are waxing 'boojie' - the ghetto version of burgoisie. But when is the last time you heard someone use 'nards' in a conversation? "...man, she put the kung-fu grip on my nards...." or "...dude, you must have nards the size of bowling balls.." Fuggit, I'm bringing it back! From now on everyone will get the word nards in their profile comments - "...what do you call that hairdo? it looks like nard fuzz..."
