I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and eventually give in.
That you should never compare yourself to others....they're more screwed up then you think.
We are responsible for what we do.....unless we're rich and famous.
That 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house......your kids did it.
If guys want to look appealing to women....dress as a Visa card
That time heals all wounds....but tequila makes you forgot it alot quicker
McDonald's does not like Schwin's going through their drive'thru.
People will look at you funny if you walk up to the drive-thru ATM machine
Old men wearing short shorts with no underwear on will cause small children to ask to see the baby bird he hiding.
