Always Be A Gentleman
1. When doing a “dine and dash”, always hold the bathroom window open for the lady.
2. Always let her cry on your shoulder…then send her the dry cleaning bill.
3. Let her drive your new sports car…and assume the crash position.
4. Send her flowers every so often…just don’t let her know you got them from the cemetery.
5. Take her on a romantic picnic...just remember to wash the living room drapes before hanging them back up.
6. Never let her know the new cologne she got you is being used as air freshener in the bathroom.
7. Do not tell her the hoop earrings she lost hold up the drapes great.
8. When she wears high heels never say “I know what you’re in the mood for”.
9. Never ask her if she left a pair of panties at your house.
10. And when she wears an article of clothing you got her…never say “Damn that’s staying on you longer then I planned”.
Remember guys…always be a gentleman. Make sure you never do any of the 10 things I just mentioned. Not only will you have a better relationship with your girl. You will also live longer.
I know I know, I’m warped, but ya gotta admit…..I am funny.
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